Coming soon to a bookstore near you

[a 1 player]

Well, probably not...

But I have decided to write a book about my life so far, (like anyone really cares). Actually, I've already started.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, and if it gets published you'll save 5 bucks.

Apart from some of the stories you already know about, (which will be expanded), I have a whole gang of other shit to get off my chest, which may or may not include...

-a 1 gets the shit kicked out of him by dykes at a gay club.
-the day I called my mother a c*nt
-a 1 gets mugged
-a 1 gets mugged again
-when will the fucking muggings stop
-she stole my shit and kicked me to the curb
-why me God?
-nothing like a beer bottle to the head to celebrate Canada day
-my unknown daughter
-my dealings with depression
-my first (and only) WHAM concert
-six weeks in the hospital
-six months in jail
-party with Lemmy
-Doc, is this leoprasy?
-10 grams of mushrooms and a 40 of Jack in an hour

Just thought I'd share.

 

[luv4lust]

i'll be first in line

 

[troytroy1]

sounds like alot of us will be able to relate

 

[Crystal_Sky]

Well, probably not...

But I have decided to write a book about my life so far, (like anyone really cares). Actually, I've already started.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, and if it gets published you'll save 5 bucks.

Apart from some of the stories you already know about, (which will be expanded), I have a whole gang of other shit to get off my chest, which may or may not include...

-a 1 gets the shit kicked out of him by dykes at a gay club.
-the day I called my mother a c*nt
-a 1 gets mugged
-a 1 gets mugged again
-when will the fucking muggings stop
-she stole my shit and kicked me to the curb
-why me God?
-nothing like a beer bottle to the head to celebrate Canada day
-my unknown daughter
-my dealings with depression
-my first (and only) WHAM concert
-six weeks in the hospital
-six months in jail
-party with Lemmy
-Doc, is this leoprasy?
-10 grams of mushrooms and a 40 of Jack in an hour

Just thought I'd share.

OH MY sounds quiet funny I think I would read that no joke

 

[jwmorrice]

Cover art by RayFinkel?

jwm

 

[OddSox]

-10 grams of mushrooms and a 40 of Jack in an hour

That explains a lot! (actually, I tried something similar once and it changed my life forever).

 

[Top Northerner]

I will gladly spend the $5, sounds fantastic.

 

[RayFinkel]

Is it a short read?

.

Make sure it has lots of big pictures, for guys like me.


.

 

[red]

don't forget the bean story

 

[Bill the Pirate]

Is it comedy or science fiction?

 

[Cycleguy007]

Or the Mexican food/ dutch oven/ puking BJ story...

-the day I called my mother a c*nt

WTF?! I could never say such things to my mom!

-my first (and only) WHAM concert

Did your mom make you go? In that case, maybe I could forgive the "c-word" incident!

 

[Hurricane Hank]

Any guy who went to a Wham concert deserved to be mugged on the way to the show, and again afterwards. Was it the dykes again? Rayfinkel, do you have any pictures of that event?

 

[squash500]

I'd buy the book .

 

[beenthere123]

I am in as well, when?

 

[Ashton.]

Ooo sounds like a titillating read!

 

[alexmst]

I'll buy a copy.

 

[hairyfucker]

-a 1 gets the shit kicked out of him by dykes at a gay club.
-the day I called my mother a c*nt
-a 1 gets mugged
-a 1 gets mugged again
-when will the fucking muggings stop
-she stole my shit and kicked me to the curb
-why me God?
-nothing like a beer bottle to the head to celebrate Canada day
-my unknown daughter
-my dealings with depression
-my first (and only) WHAM concert
-six weeks in the hospital
-six months in jail
-party with Lemmy
-Doc, is this leoprasy?
-10 grams of mushrooms and a 40 of Jack in an hour

Any guy who went to a Wham concert deserved to be mugged on the way to the show, and again afterwards. Was it the dykes again? Rayfinkel, do you have any pictures of that event?

I think Hank is on to something here. Are all the statements above from the same story? Reading your previous experiences, it could conceivable be possible.

i.e. I was mugged so my mom sent me to a WHAM concert to make me feel better. Since it was such a winning proposition, I figured I would take 10 grams of mushrooms and a 40 of Jack in an hour to prep. On the way home I got mugged again so I called my mom a c*nt for the effort. She stole my shit and kicked me to the curb so off to the gay club I go to party with Lemmy. I met up with Doc and... ... I am so depressed.

 

[antaeus]

I've done my best writing while incarcerated in a hospital ward.

No shit.

It's extremely exhilirating to be establishing the perfect metaphor to bong bong bong code blue...