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maj_hazard

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I'm not sure if CMJ has a review policy so if they do have one then I'll take the lumps as they come.

I've been a lurker more then a poster so this is an attempt to reverse that trend.

I've been a member since last fall. Was kinda intimidated by the thought of an application process but it does tend to keep the riffraff out. Don't let that scare you as it's painless. Jasmin did explain to me that my information would be kept on file and how the data was stored and made safe from prying eyes. My eyes just glazed over with the techie talk..In the end they only have my alias anyway..

There has been many comments about costs and I will say in my opinion that you get what you pay for. The club is very clean, discrete , comfortable and you can't beat the chocolate waiting on the towel. I have seen several of the ladies over the last few months and will say that each has their good points and bad but as a complete package each lady has something great to offer. (one exception listed below) I do have my favorite who I will keep to myself but she's young , pretty and very curvy. She's the type that would make a bishop kick in a stained glass window. All the staff that I have seen are attractive and have an unrehearsed warmth.

Geez in reading this it sounds like a shill... So let me dig up some negatives.. Last minute changes in the schedule can be heart breaking plus the large parking lot can fill to capacity when the other neighborhood businesses are hopping. I had one cold experience with one lady but she is no longer employed there. The Ottawa south location can be a pain for some.

So what happens inside ??? Good question and I'm glad you asked... But you need to join to find out. If your polite and respectful then you should have a blast. At least that works for me.

This club is not for everyone. If it’s sex your looking for don’t waist your time. If it’s an alternative to a cold business relationship and still have fun then give them a whirl.

So is this a shill ??? Hell yes... I’d like this club to succeed as there is no alternative in Ottawa should it fail. Just stay away from my girl....;)

Hazard
 
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antlerman

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not a shill...I agree with everything you said.............

Is your favorite remind you of Lilies?

Mine does.....
 

ntelli

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well, you both better stay away from my favorite flower, or I will kick both your asses…. hahaha, just kidding :)

but seriously, we should start a new club activity like American Gladiators where we can fight for the girl, what do you think? but we would have to change the word “American” to something else before you know who FREAKS out… lol
 

maj_hazard

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Pistols at Dawn then brunch

I'm all for pistols at dawn...

The morning mist and white gloves on the battlefield of honor..
Wonder who I would need to nominate as my "second"..???
After we're done we can all go do brunch...

Cheers

Hazard
 

antlerman

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The morning mist starts to rise....
Two men stand back to back...pistols drawn...
The marshal stands back and starts to count of the paces......1...2...3...

8....9....BANG...BANG...

Two men lay on the ground.....one walks away.......pistol still smoking....

Fools....he thinks to himself...do you think I would play fair when it comes to tuime with the lovely Lily Flower...hahahahahahaha
 

ntelli

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what made you think I would play fair...

being very sneaky, ntelli decided last minute to wear his super hero bullet proof suite under his cloth

...as the anlerman turns his back to claim his prize, ntelli does a gladiator flip in the air and jumps jimjac who is hiding in the corner with his TAZER, grabs the TAZER and zaps the anlerman right on his antler

...then steps over his body and picks up his favorite flower and walks away...
 

sysy3333

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Meanwhile, cuddled up with Jasmine, I look over at all the fuss and wonder what are those young pups fighting for? (well I do know, Lily is very sweet)
 

antlerman

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ntelli said:
what made you think I would play fair...

being very sneaky, ntelli decided last minute to wear his super hero bullet proof suite under his cloth

...as the anlerman turns his back to claim his prize, ntelli does a gladiator flip in the air and jumps jimjac who is hiding in the corner with his TAZER, grabs the TAZER and zaps the anlerman right on his antler

...then steps over his body and picks up his favorite flower and walks away...

Dang-namit....foiled again........
 

scott12

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Jun 23, 2006
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Can someone PM a more precise location? I'm really considering joining the club, but I think it's very close to my home - not sure how that's going to work out.
 

Ladyluvr69

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scott12 said:
Can someone PM a more precise location? I'm really considering joining the club, but I think it's very close to my home - not sure how that's going to work out.

Actually NO

CMJ has rules.

The staff at CMJ can provide you that information and only them.

Sorry.
 

herelookin (pt2)

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Ladyluvr69 said:
Actually NO

The staff at CMJ can provide you that information and only them.
BUT... if you do a search you will find a post where they have a link to their own site... Unless it has been deleted. I "think" the poster was "CMJ" but I may be mistaken.
 

maj_hazard

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Nov 22, 2006
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Wrong Field

So I've been sitting here in the field of honor waiting for the challengers to show up... Spent me time chit chatting with Lily till we heard some musket fire in the joining field and then followed by something that sounded like an electric bug zapper. We waited a few minutes till it hit me that I must of given you lads the wrong directions. Your in the wrong field. I'm bad.....

Well I made the best of a bad situation and took Lily to brunch in Vegas.

BTW who was that cuddeled with Jasmin under the hedge ????

Cheers

Hazard
 
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