I want to share the most classical jokes that have circulated in my country and Latin America in the last couple of years, translated from spanish into english by me or course.
THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT VISITS MEXICO
George Bush was to visit Mexico and the Mexican president said to his bodyguards: "The U.S. prez is coming here, but he wants to visit an indian aztec village, make sure you go there and clean up the town and educate those indian hillbillies a little bit, we want Bush to go back home with a good impression of our country". GW Bush arrives and is adamant at wanting to visit a rural indian town. So off they went. As the caravan of limousines approached the village GW Bush notices a man lying naked on his back in a grass field with his penis erected. Bush says "Holy shit, what's that?" The Mexican president is embarrased and tries to cover up the obscenity and says "Oh that? Here in this part of Mexico native indians live as they used to live 500 years ago, that guy is using the Sun to tell the time, he does that by measuring the length of the shadow of his penis". Bush is amazed and relieved. Then he sees another guy lying naked on the ground and with an erect penis, "That guy is also trying to figure out the time?" Bush asks. "Yes" says the Mex Prez. Then they pass another indian guy lying naked but masturbating. "What the fuck is THAT?!" asks Bush. The Mexican president says: "Oh...well.. that guy's watch has stopped and he is rewinding it"
THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT VISITS MEXICO
George Bush was to visit Mexico and the Mexican president said to his bodyguards: "The U.S. prez is coming here, but he wants to visit an indian aztec village, make sure you go there and clean up the town and educate those indian hillbillies a little bit, we want Bush to go back home with a good impression of our country". GW Bush arrives and is adamant at wanting to visit a rural indian town. So off they went. As the caravan of limousines approached the village GW Bush notices a man lying naked on his back in a grass field with his penis erected. Bush says "Holy shit, what's that?" The Mexican president is embarrased and tries to cover up the obscenity and says "Oh that? Here in this part of Mexico native indians live as they used to live 500 years ago, that guy is using the Sun to tell the time, he does that by measuring the length of the shadow of his penis". Bush is amazed and relieved. Then he sees another guy lying naked on the ground and with an erect penis, "That guy is also trying to figure out the time?" Bush asks. "Yes" says the Mex Prez. Then they pass another indian guy lying naked but masturbating. "What the fuck is THAT?!" asks Bush. The Mexican president says: "Oh...well.. that guy's watch has stopped and he is rewinding it"