CL - Plush N Plump BBW

[isod1]

I have always had great experiences with CL, so decided what CL had to offer in Ottawa on a Sunday. Oh what a mistake

Being a BBW fan, I saw this ad that caught my attention:

http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/ers/902682892.html

Oh what a mistake!

Feeling quite horny that night, I asked her (can't even remember her name) to bring her friend along. for the hour. They show up on time and it's downhill from there. Forget 27, it's more like mid-40's for each. The friend (brunette and actually slightly cuter) is missing a few teeth on the side of her mouth and arrives in a sweatshirt. Neither have any make-up, perfume, nice clothes. Nothing at all. But it's half past midnight, I am really horny, and I have an early meeting the morning so I let them in, hoping for the best.

Oh what a mistake!

We take care of business ($260 for both for an hour) and quickly get down to ...chatting. They finally take their clothes off, letting me to take care of myself a bit cold and distant. I asked the redhead what she likes, she tells me watching a guy jerk off. Huge alarm bells go off in my head.. that answer to me screamed 'I like to do as little as popssible'. At this point we all get in bed together they both start with a nice 4-hand hj and I start thinking these two are just not doing it for me. Things I love like DATY, BBBJ are out of the question as far as I am concerned. So I just let myself go and cum from the HJ. More chat chat chat, their personal histories, one had 8 (?!!?) kids - and it shows - etc... I usually love plus size ladies, but these two had trailer park written all over them. The second B in BBW should stand for beautiful and I am sorry, but neither of these are.

Finally, this is a B&S operation. The picture on the website above is not accurate. The hair colour is wrong (she is a redhead, but not that sexy flaming shade) and she is way bigger. She also has a few tatoos and is very tough looking. The friend, the one with the missing teeth, was actually a bit more feminine and although less chesty (42/44 D I guess), I think she was more attractive.

Once the hour was over, I was so happy to see them leave. I couldn't care less about the money, but I did regret not spending it on a better SP. Oh well, live and learn. No more CL for me in Ottawa!!

Looks: 0
Service : 2
Attitude :5 (she wasn't mean just completely non-sensual)
Repeat : Not even if they paid me!

And to think, I came this close to call Vero from Montreal who was visiting that night and with whom I had had a great experience. That was maybe my biggest mistake of all

 

[tonyb]

Thanks for the review, Isod.

I had seen the ad and I assumed it was a woman who used to go by the name of "Trisha". Her ads have likely been written by a friend who is rather erudite; likely not by her. the last few times I saw Trisha I got the feeling that she was doing this not because she enjoyed it (like her ads suggest) but because she had no choice. She always gave me the impression (even though I tried to be a true gentleman) that she just wanted to get the session over.

What was her friend's name? Was it "Shelly" or something like that?

 

[sexy_bbw_Véro]

And to think, I came this close to call Vero from Montreal who was visiting that night and with whom I had had a great experience. That was maybe my biggest mistake of all

so sweet!

 

[repeat]

Feel for you buddy, I went through the same thing, luckily I just took the 1/2 hour, and resisted the temptation to take her friend too. For a buck twenty thought there would have been more than a hand job with a condom on, she doesn't like the mess, this after telling me she loves to watch a guy jerk off. I told her I wasn't there to pleasure myself, that her Craigs listing made it sound like a real fun time was in order, found out real quick that this was not the case. I'll never learn to stop leaving bookings to the last minute. Oh well, I'm here getting a sore ass from kicking myself.

 

[isod1]

Thanks for the review, Isod.

I had seen the ad and I assumed it was a woman who used to go by the name of "Trisha". Her ads have likely been written by a friend who is rather erudite; likely not by her. the last few times I saw Trisha I got the feeling that she was doing this not because she enjoyed it (like her ads suggest) but because she had no choice. She always gave me the impression (even though I tried to be a true gentleman) that she just wanted to get the session over.

What was her friend's name? Was it "Shelly" or something like that?

Tony, it might have been. I was thinking Kelly, but she said it so fast I wasn't sure and Shelly would certainly sound like it.

Thanks everyone for the kind words btw!

 

[isod1]

so sweet!

Véro,
You know you are the best!

 

[fuckshitfuck]

I have always had great experiences with CL, so decided what CL had to offer in Ottawa on a Sunday. Oh what a mistake

Being a BBW fan, I saw this ad that caught my attention:

http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/ers/902682892.html

Oh what a mistake!

Feeling quite horny that night, I asked her (can't even remember her name) to bring her friend along. for the hour. They show up on time and it's downhill from there. Forget 27, it's more like mid-40's for each. The friend (brunette and actually slightly cuter) is missing a few teeth on the side of her mouth and arrives in a sweatshirt. Neither have any make-up, perfume, nice clothes. Nothing at all. But it's half past midnight, I am really horny, and I have an early meeting the morning so I let them in, hoping for the best.

Oh what a mistake!

We take care of business ($260 for both for an hour) and quickly get down to ...chatting. They finally take their clothes off, letting me to take care of myself a bit cold and distant. I asked the redhead what she likes, she tells me watching a guy jerk off. Huge alarm bells go off in my head.. that answer to me screamed 'I like to do as little as popssible'. At this point we all get in bed together they both start with a nice 4-hand hj and I start thinking these two are just not doing it for me. Things I love like DATY, BBBJ are out of the question as far as I am concerned. So I just let myself go and cum from the HJ. More chat chat chat, their personal histories, one had 8 (?!!?) kids - and it shows - etc... I usually love plus size ladies, but these two had trailer park written all over them. The second B in BBW should stand for beautiful and I am sorry, but neither of these are.

Finally, this is a B&S operation. The picture on the website above is not accurate. The hair colour is wrong (she is a redhead, but not that sexy flaming shade) and she is way bigger. She also has a few tatoos and is very tough looking. The friend, the one with the missing teeth, was actually a bit more feminine and although less chesty (42/44 D I guess), I think she was more attractive.

Once the hour was over, I was so happy to see them leave. I couldn't care less about the money, but I did regret not spending it on a better SP. Oh well, live and learn. No more CL for me in Ottawa!!

Looks: 0
Service : 2
Attitude :5 (she wasn't mean just completely non-sensual)
Repeat : Not even if they paid me!

And to think, I came this close to call Vero from Montreal who was visiting that night and with whom I had had a great experience. That was maybe my biggest mistake of all

]first off have you ever thought that maybe the guys are the problem I have met with both these girls and they where GREAT

I know sometimes the men are drunk and disrespectful and when they get pushy women tend to not like that I asked the one girl what

she liked and yes she said watching a man jerk off that is something she likes you asked she told you if you would have asked her to do more

she would have and not all girls do DATY and BBBJ in this day and age why would any woman in the sex industry do that you men do realise

you are not the only one they see so you are playing russian roulette with you heath anyways I just thought i would say that and as far as the one having 8 kids she does not

so calling her a trailer trash is just rude if you did not like what you seen when you opened the door YOU COULD HAVE SAID NO so i can only guess you where a rude and pushy man and well what comes around goes around I WOULD GLADLY SAY I WILL SEE THEM AGAIN AND IT WAS MONEY WELL SPENT[/B][/B][/B]

 

[toine]

guess who is FSF

So, guys, any one of you wanna bet which one of the two fuckshitfuck is?
Sure has problem with spelling...punctuation is nice, too. And my ears are ringing FROM ALL THAT SHOUTING!

toine

 

[fuckshitfuck]

I am a happy client they treated me great

 

[sweetstar]

gee he is awefull mad

that whole thing sounds abit fishy he knows an awefull lote about these girls for just a session... it sounds more like a boyfriend,pimp or one of them only one post and he just happens to be one of there clients ..anyway i just had to say S..L...it never stops amazing me if ur gonna do this job get thicker skin cause not everyone likes everyone

 

[fuckshitfuck]

I have seen them a few times and yes we do talk and well just seeing someone bash them when they are very friendly and good at what they do ..well I had to say something also it was not untill my third meeting that the talk about personal stuff came up ..so to read that one has 8 kids and this man only met them one time I can't see that I just had to put my 2 cents in

 

[OnTheWayOut]

I have seen them a few times

I'm sure you have ........every time you look in the mirror!!

 

[fuckshitfuck]

this site is to leave a review and that is what I am doing just because it is not a bad review don't get all pissy about it

 

[sweetstar]

.h.I..L

 

[fuckshitfuck]

h.I.L. ?????

 

[sweetstar]

shall we all together now S.H.I.L.L

I guess i had to spell it out for our new friend it means when u try to promote urself or someone who works for you in way of a bogus reveiw or advertisement when ur not a paid advertiser.....just be an honest contributing member of the board .but when ur first post is in defense of a girl and u've never reveiwed anyone it looks funny thats why

 

[Cowboy Kenny]

Now this is becoming an entertaining thread! It's fun to watch people dig themselves deeper and deeper. LOL

 

[out4fun]

FSF, when the Cowboy joins in, it is time to give up the shill. Now go back to your trailer.

 

[sweetstar]

you got that right

ha ha LMAO.....

 

[isod1]

Oh wow!!! These two trailer park dwellers are even worse at shilling than they are at being SPs