Chuck Norris Facts - Hilarious Website!

[r_u_n_v_us]

Has anyone seen this website? Hilarious!

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/all-chuck-norris-facts
I like these facts:

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.


Anyone have any good ones?!?!?

 

[Tao]

Has anyone seen this website?

Yes, like 4 years ago

 

[Mervyn]

It was an internet fad a few years back, those jokes were everywhere for awhile.

Example: Chuck Norris is so tough, that when he walks into a burger king and asks for a big Mac, he gets one.

 

[nondescriptive]

Example: Chuck Norris is so tough, that when he walks into a burger king and asks for a big Mac, he gets one.

But, Chuck Norris checks for Bruce Lee underneath his bed every night!

 

[doggee_01]

but most impressive is chuck norris can get an INCALL at cupids.................lol

 

[The Fruity Hare]

Chuck Norris pulls the B+S with the Asian incall agencies, he sends cute bald instead of himself!

 

[odie999]

Has anyone seen this website? Hilarious!

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/all-chuck-norris-facts
I like these facts:

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.


Anyone have any good ones?!?!?

This stuff again? What's next, "infinite ways Kirk is better than Picard"?

 

[r_u_n_v_us]

Chuck Norris can do 2 MSOGs at one time!

 

[richaceg]

chuck norris playing drums back then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soDZBW-1P04

 

[FatOne]

Has anyone seen this website? Hilarious!

You seem to be really up on the current stuff. I hear a battle is being fought in Kadesh between Ramesses 2 and Muwatalli 2. As you seem to be hooked into the bleeding edge of current events, could you let me know how it turns out. I placed a rather large bet on the Hitittes.


As for Chuck Norris, he has got nothing on Bilbo Baggins.

Let Leonard Nimoy kick some hobbit knowledge on your asses.

 

[thecuriousgeorge]

Yes, like 4 years ago

+1..

But since I'm drunk and struck out tonite......Chuck norris has duo's with one person

 

[great bear]

You seem to be really up on the current stuff. I hear a battle is being fought in Kadesh between Ramesses 2 and Muwatalli 2. As you seem to be hooked into the bleeding edge of current events, could you let me know how it turns out. I placed a rather large bet on the Hitittes.


As for Chuck Norris, he has got nothing on Bilbo Baggins.

Let Leonard Nimoy kick some hobbit knowledge on your asses.

Fat, absolute classic response, I almost pissed myself laughing.

 

[FatOne]

How could I forget the epic rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris

 

[blaze69]

Chuck Norris is a champion of no-contact karate! Best fact ever!

 

[FatOne]

I thought I posted this but I guess not.

I heard Chuck Norris managed to get cute bald/cameltoe to shut the fuck up about being short for a few minutes.

And the world rejoiced.


Yeah I know, a second hobbit related comment, what can I say.

 

[maurice93]

Welcome to 2003

 

[assholee]

I never found Chuck Norris jokes funny