Christmas shopping dilemmas, solved.

eznutz

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In June,Tom Ford, designer and provocateur, made weary fashion journalists in London for the men's shows perk up and do a double take at what was then-called a crucifix/penis necklace by writers. It was equal parts panned as obscene or inspired—a sly allusion to fascinus charms favored during the Roman empire. Though why anyone is shocked at this gold or silver bijoux from the man who gave us the Gucci G on pubic hair, we will never know.

The phallic jewelry is now available for purchase on tomford.com, and lest there be any lingering confusion, it is called, simply "the penis necklace"—crucifix not mentioned (we're sure Catholics the world over just sighed in relief).

It comes in three sizes, small, medium and large.



http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/fashion-articles/tom-ford-penis-necklace
 

woodmans

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Just in case you want to be more obvious:



And if your feeling blasphemous:
 
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