Christmas Limericks
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Licentious Christmas Limerick #3
Licentious Christmas Limerick #4Not limericks, but perverted versions of the night before christmas:
https://humornama.com/jokes/twas-the-night-before-christmas-jokes/
https://humornama.com/jokes/twas-the-night-before-christmas-jokes/
Here's a longer limerick. It's an actual review of two great but retired ladies from 8 years ago. Every Christmas I get reminded of a duo review I did in 2016 with beautiful sweet Asian Sinthia (athletic, a cup, although she later got enhanced to a d) and the beautiful va va va voom Ebony Michelle Monet (natural d cup, hourglass huge round bum) (these personas now retired). The funny thing is that this review is somewhat accurate on the play by play lol. This sort of review is what happens when you can drink all the Johnny Black you want in the Maple Leaf lounge whilst awaiting your return flight...
T’was on the flight into Pearson, when all through my pants
My junk began stirring, in particular my lance!
I had two ladies in mind, who answered my prayer;
For a duo with an Ebony and an Asian so fair!
The meeting was set, for an airport hotel;
Whilst visions of them naked, oh my let me tell!
Michelle in her red nighty, and Sinthia in a towel;
Then both ripped them off as we hit the bed with a howl.
Thus from out of the bed arose such a clatter;
Michelle and I were on Sinthia and we really went at her!
Away to her boobs, we flew like a flash;
Kissing her, hugging her, then down to her gash!
Sinthia tasted so great, she buckled and heaved;
Michelle and some digits and Sinthia’s orgasm’s achieved!
Then what to my lustfilled eyes did appear;
But Michelle’s cute pussy and beautiful sweet rear!
With Sinthia recovered and so lively and quick;
She paused for a moment and took a quick poke at my dick;
But then onto Michelle, her boobs and her kitty,
And we dined, we kisser her, and boy is she pretty!
On daty! On dato! Now digits and kisses!
Breast worship! She’s coming! So this is what bliss is!
Now they’re on me! One bbbj’ing, one smooching,
They switch up positions , gotta stop them - no fooling!
As one shot on goal, is all I will muster,
So let’s get Sinthia again, she has so much luster!
We looked at her body, so tight as a drum,
Michelle ate her pussy! I ate her bum!
And then at the same time, we dined in our places;
Until we got her to O; we covered all bases!
Now back to Michelle, we gave her the same treatment;
She tasted divine, and her O made her body way spent!
Now time for the cover, so let’s start this with Sin;
Let’s hit those positions - like porn for the win!
Its cowgirl, then doggy, while Sinthia did daty
The scene was too good, I had to pull out my fatty!
Quick break to calm down, could not wipe off my grin;
But Sinthia then mounted, and Michelle stuck my dick in!
She did cowgirl reverse, with Michelle on her clit;
Until another O was forthcoming, oh there’s no quit!
Again needed time, as 2 SOG’s I have doubt;
So I dined on sweet chocolate and Asian take out!
It’s time to switch cover, Michelle’s turn to ride;
Up on top, she went, Sin and I grabbed her backside;
We worshipped her boobs, they were lovely and sweet;
As she bounced up and down, whilst keeping a beat.
A wink of my eye, as Michelle knows I won’t last;
So she got on all fours, and stuck out her ass.
And we all got feral, with nobody’s pity;
I got onto doggy, as Michelle dined on Sin’s kitty!
The sights I did see, I could not withstand;
Sin’s lovely eyes; Michelle’s bum so grand;
So I shot in the cover, and crumpled in bed.
A smile locked on my face, my body was dead.
Then I heard them exclaim, as they curled up that night;
I guess he’s not so bad, given he’s white!
T’was on the flight into Pearson, when all through my pants
My junk began stirring, in particular my lance!
I had two ladies in mind, who answered my prayer;
For a duo with an Ebony and an Asian so fair!
The meeting was set, for an airport hotel;
Whilst visions of them naked, oh my let me tell!
Michelle in her red nighty, and Sinthia in a towel;
Then both ripped them off as we hit the bed with a howl.
Thus from out of the bed arose such a clatter;
Michelle and I were on Sinthia and we really went at her!
Away to her boobs, we flew like a flash;
Kissing her, hugging her, then down to her gash!
Sinthia tasted so great, she buckled and heaved;
Michelle and some digits and Sinthia’s orgasm’s achieved!
Then what to my lustfilled eyes did appear;
But Michelle’s cute pussy and beautiful sweet rear!
With Sinthia recovered and so lively and quick;
She paused for a moment and took a quick poke at my dick;
But then onto Michelle, her boobs and her kitty,
And we dined, we kisser her, and boy is she pretty!
On daty! On dato! Now digits and kisses!
Breast worship! She’s coming! So this is what bliss is!
Now they’re on me! One bbbj’ing, one smooching,
They switch up positions , gotta stop them - no fooling!
As one shot on goal, is all I will muster,
So let’s get Sinthia again, she has so much luster!
We looked at her body, so tight as a drum,
Michelle ate her pussy! I ate her bum!
And then at the same time, we dined in our places;
Until we got her to O; we covered all bases!
Now back to Michelle, we gave her the same treatment;
She tasted divine, and her O made her body way spent!
Now time for the cover, so let’s start this with Sin;
Let’s hit those positions - like porn for the win!
Its cowgirl, then doggy, while Sinthia did daty
The scene was too good, I had to pull out my fatty!
Quick break to calm down, could not wipe off my grin;
But Sinthia then mounted, and Michelle stuck my dick in!
She did cowgirl reverse, with Michelle on her clit;
Until another O was forthcoming, oh there’s no quit!
Again needed time, as 2 SOG’s I have doubt;
So I dined on sweet chocolate and Asian take out!
It’s time to switch cover, Michelle’s turn to ride;
Up on top, she went, Sin and I grabbed her backside;
We worshipped her boobs, they were lovely and sweet;
As she bounced up and down, whilst keeping a beat.
A wink of my eye, as Michelle knows I won’t last;
So she got on all fours, and stuck out her ass.
And we all got feral, with nobody’s pity;
I got onto doggy, as Michelle dined on Sin’s kitty!
The sights I did see, I could not withstand;
Sin’s lovely eyes; Michelle’s bum so grand;
So I shot in the cover, and crumpled in bed.
A smile locked on my face, my body was dead.
Then I heard them exclaim, as they curled up that night;
I guess he’s not so bad, given he’s white!
