The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own
hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW!! Look at you!!
ULTRASAFE; Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER; You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I' ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
Tell this to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a
good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money
talks.....but chocolate sings!!!
Another thing to giggle about...My significant other, not happy with my
mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to
monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in
a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time
he'll buy me diamonds.
To all a MERRY CHRISTMAS
Kisses
Cammie
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own
hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW!! Look at you!!
ULTRASAFE; Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER; You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I' ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
Tell this to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a
good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money
talks.....but chocolate sings!!!
Another thing to giggle about...My significant other, not happy with my
mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to
monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in
a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time
he'll buy me diamonds.
To all a MERRY CHRISTMAS
Kisses
Cammie
