Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged

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Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Amnesia --- Am I Home for Christmas?

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Offices and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...


Paranoid --- I'd better watch out...Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells ...

Agoraphobia --- Of course I'll be At home for Christmas

Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House
in My Slippers and Robe

Opposition Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I
Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
While I Hyperventilate

HO HO HO !

 

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Sexual identity crisis: I'll be Homo for Christmas

---- No Homo ----