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Adrenaline

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There is absolutely nothing funnier in the world than reading or hearing chinglish.

Here's a sample:

"I enjoy you gentlemen to kiss me from the upper down to the shaved hot spring, tasted like apple cheery and sweet syrup."

"I enjoy staying gym and working on my MILKY TITS and PERKY ASS where you gentlemen would feel so HIGH to INTER?.C0URSE before, during and after THE ONE with me."

"STRESS-LESS and ENJOYING for having many times. Many men always said that my tits are so pinky and busty."

I remember before the 2008 Beijing Olympics they had all these chinglish signs that were hilarious!

Post funny chinglish sayings or signs for amusement of opportunity and fantasy. :)
 

Rockslinger

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It makes it really tough when you read an operating manual on how to make your electronics work properly.
 

LateComer

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It makes it really tough when you read an operating manual on how to make your electronics work properly.
My favorite (from http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/threads/5380-Read-and-Laugh-The-Engrish-edition-):

Finally, the office in which I was working had a set of
English instructions for the phone system that had been typed up by one of the Japanese in the office. At one point, the instructions were meant to include the sentence "Hook the phone," meaning (I assume) "hang up the phone."

The author of the instructions apparently didn't know how to spell "hook", so I suppose he tried to sound it out. There is no "hoo" sound in Japanese. The closest is something like "foo", which generally gets transliterated as "fu". As for the "k" sound, the author apparently decided that in this case "ck" was more likely to be correct than just "k".

So the end result of all this was that the instructions contained the
sentence "Fuck the phone." For the Americans in the office, it was good for about ten minutes of barely-contained laughter.
 

Scenicdrive

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There is absolutely nothing funnier in the world than reading or hearing chinglish.

Here's a sample:

"I enjoy you gentlemen to kiss me from the upper down to the shaved hot spring, tasted like apple cheery and sweet syrup."

"I enjoy staying gym and working on my MILKY TITS and PERKY ASS where you gentlemen would feel so HIGH to INTER?.C0URSE before, during and after THE ONE with me."

"STRESS-LESS and ENJOYING for having many times. Many men always said that my tits are so pinky and busty."

I remember before the 2008 Beijing Olympics they had all these chinglish signs that were hilarious!

Post funny chinglish sayings or signs for amusement of opportunity and fantasy.
LOL!!! Wait till you read and hear Greeklish. Chinglish pales by comparison. :D
 
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