I've got nothing against Sammy Hagar. He used to seriously rock my teenaged world with Montrose in the '70s, then I thoroughly enjoyed his early solo albums (before he decided he couldn't drive 55), and I even liked a couple of tracks from his mid-'80s stint with Van Halen ("Finish What Ya Started", "Dreams".). I always thought he had a great rock 'n' roll voice.
But enough is enough. Judging by some of the recent Chickenfoot clips on youtube not to mention his hideous version of "Why Can't This Be Love" he performed with his waboritas over a year ago, his voice is shot! You don't believe me check out this clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnJK6jOwLS4 and it's consistent with his performances since his bogus reunion with Van Halen in 2004 that I had the unfortunate time seeing it! Thank God it was a free ticket! Sure the loud sound in a club will help drown out Hagar's voice until he just screams during the rest of the tunes.
With Chickenfoot, it's definitely time for Hagar to grab himself a bottle of that premium tequila he so proudly promotes and head off into the Cabo sunset.
Chickenfoot sounds forced, formulaic, and extremely safe; the songs that have leaked come off as substandard rejects from Van Halen's OU812 sessions. Hagar tries hard to make it seem like he is having the time of his life trotting out these tedious odes to the endless party, but come on, pal, you're 61. Isn't it time you branched out from songs about your "Sexy Little Thing"? Your new tunes make Nickelback seem edgy.
And Satriani is just wasted in this group. The guy's a real artist on guitar, as he's proven via a dozen instrumental albums, so to see him up there grinding through vapid, contrived arrangements is just sad. I predict he's going to get fed up with this misstep of a "supergroup" very soon and go back to being an adventurous axeman of the highest order, the type who'd much rather trade licks with a virtuosic bassist like Stu Hamm than the lowly Michael Anthony.
This band is a joke and they even try to rip off Classic Van Halen with:
Avenida Revolution = Everybody Wants Some!!
This just in...
And I'm tryin' to hold back the laughter....
CHICKENFOOT - SOAP ON A ROPE
I got money, I got fame, fast cars and everything … yah oh!
I want to dance, I got to sing, rock/soul/blues, sing anything! Do ya? Hey hey
But I got a woman, she’s fine too, let me do anything I that wanna do! Oh!
Got it all, still want more, come on baby, show me what I am looking for! Yeah … yeah
Don’t forget to bring your rocking shoes
You grab a tooth brush, soap and a comb
And you can pick up a little taste get your favorite buzz on
And you can leave the rest at home, whoa! Uh! Yeah! Yeah!
Get your soap up and get your buzz on. Woah
[Guitar Solo]
On a bus, on a plane, in a car, subterranean freight train. Ah!
I’m in a room, I got funk talking, hot damn!, free punk! Yeah!
The movie's on and I, I got sound, and lord have mercy, my baby is about to get down!
Got me down on one knee, lord have mercy, my baby is about to kill me!
Get it, get it, get it, yeah yeah yeah!!!
Woaah!
Get your buzz on right here! Get your buzz on right here!
Get your buzz on right here! Yeah come on baby!
Give it! Give! Watch it!
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Don't forget to bring your ROCKIN SHOES????
Oh and fuck Eddie? Lol. At least Eddie doesn't have to resort to playing clubs the rest of his life.