Cheese.

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this thread makes me cheddar

 

[Jack Mioff]

Head cheese

Smegma = bad head cheese

Cottage cheese: bad on the thighs, good for the waistline.

Cheese Doodles: ha ha ha funny name for a food group.

Cheers,
Jack.

 

[Jade4u]

aged to perfection

 

[baltimoron]

Will the Politics forum ever be free of Parmesan bickering?

 

[baltimoron]

There is nothing hotter than the sight of a woman with her pantysgawn.

 

[Jade4u]

cheese dips

 

[baltimoron]

On the hallowed ground of Hickory Farms, Sargento York battled the Muenster.

 

[blitz]

I emmanthaled by your skill at this SB

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Next season's Cheesy TV Schedule:

CSI: Cheese Scene Investigation
A group of forensic investigators led by Gil 'Gorgonzola' Grissom
uncover the truth behind nefarious dairy-based crimes committed in Las
Vegas.

Cheese Swap
Two families exchange their cheese collections for two weeks, and all forms of conflict ensues.

Waking the Cheese
A drama series involving the "dead cheese squad", who go around re-opening cases of dead cheese. [Which is going to be a smelly job. Frankly]

Cheese Brother
Ten varieties in a hothouse, and the one that melts slowest wins.

ER: (Emmental Room)
Saving the bedraggled of Chicago from unfortunate dairy accidents.

 

[AnotherGuy02]

My friend Colby is a Nacho man, Gouda at sports but not so Sharp, in fact he don't know Jack.

 

[Jade4u]

mold

 

[LancsLad]

mold

Stacey said she would EDAM up if they were STILLton hard when she got home.

 

[Jade4u]

I'm gouda getcha

 

[LancsLad]

You make me creamy, BRIE said breathlessly to Stacey

 

[LancsLad]

When you are in Monterey Jack, CURD you make sure you call COLBY, she is AMERICAN but very MATURE. There are STILLTONS of others to call, it would be grate if you could find a WHEY

 

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its just another texas cheddar massacre