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[lankey]

I'm strictly a CachetLadies caller and very very happy. They don't bullshit and the ladies are strictly top shelf and super nice. I have been in public places and dinner locations with a few and they carry themselves like perfect ladies and you can always rely on CachetLadies. I do wonder where Taylor vanished to however and hope she returns after the summer! From time to time, however, merely for cheap entertainment I look in the "back pages" of Now and see how many blatantly obvious fake photos I see. Every now and again I see a real winner. A level of stupid that is just amazing. If an agency or massage place is going to use a fake picture it would be a good idea to stay away from relatively famous models. Certainly faces that appear in magazines and movies such should be avoided. However, here is todays blue star winner :

http://toronto.nowtoronto.com/BodyR...-welcome-416-745-3602-416-674-3404-32/6902784

Well at the top we have none other than Leyla Milani and the picture was taken from ( drum roll please ) fucking Wikipedia ! No really ! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Leyla_Milani_1.jpg

see http://www.leylamilani.com/free-wallpapers.html

Maybe someone should let her know that she works in the more seedy side of life also?

Next on the hit list is Taylor Swift : http://www.taylorswift.com/
http://taylorswiftwallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/taylorswift3.jpg

However when not in People magazine I guess she does a rub and oil job here :

http://images2.backpage.com/imager/u/large/22278636/massage7.jpg

Last but not least come a real doozy
: http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/large/22278634/massage_5.jpg

Can anyone guess who that famous face is? No ?

Try Monica Bellucci from both "The Matrix Reloaded" and "The Matrix Revolutions" for fuck sake !

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000899/mediaindex

I mean if you are gonna use a fake photo just drop all the pretenses and put in Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox and just say yeah sure they work here .. why not? How drunk and stupid does a person have to be to even call anything from those ads? Seriously!

That was fun.

Lankey

ps: http://toronto.nowtoronto.com/BodyR...y-ladies-416-674-3404-416-745-3602-32/6693518
see Gossip Girl http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397442/
That is Blake Lively there http://images1.backpage.com/imager/u/large/20389974/massage_2.jpg

 

[bobistheowl]

This is, perhaps, the most blatant bait-and-switch since "Sea Monkeys".

 

[lankey]

Like I said, a blue star winner. Only a picture of Megan Fox or Michelle Pfeiffer would have gotten them a gold star.
I was about to call up and ask if I could book Monica Bellucci, because, let's face it, that is one hot brunette!

 

[afterhours]

so you have enough money for Cachet and enough time for aimlessly surfing the internet... good for you, buddy

 

[lankey]

You forgot aimlessly hanging out in five star hotel bars with multiple CachetLadies while getting neatly toasted drunk and generally having one hell of a good time. A number of the business men in the bar just fall over themselves and after a few rounds they are buying the drinks and it just goes like that till 2AM usually. Oh, and Taylor loves to drink and can keep up with us .. usually. However when she gets a little tipsy she does get to be a lot of fun!

Or .. were you being sarcastic ?

 

[red]

are you related to fuji?

 

[FatOne]

are you related to fuji?

Beat me to it.

Although Fuji's posts don't feel so shilly. Feels like a shill front coming in.