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I saw Halle Berry on Oprah today. Oh my god! That woman oozes sexuality from every pore. She even demonstrated how to use her Catwoman whip. She has it all...beautiful face, knock out body, perfect teeth, glowing personality. Anyone out there in the SP world come close to her?
 

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I don't like how she looks when she has short hair, but when her hair is longer she looks hot.

There are no black sp's that are super hot like her that I know about.
 

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I never thought that she was all that great.
And after seeing her performance in Catwoman I think even less of her.
 

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Questor said:
I saw Halle Berry on Oprah today. Oh my god! That woman oozes sexuality from every pore. She even demonstrated how to use her Catwoman whip. She has it all...beautiful face, knock out body, perfect teeth, glowing personality. Anyone out there in the SP world come close to her?
Apparently the last thing you would want is an SP who came ¨close to her.¨ I was reading an article about her a while back where she was lamenting that she has trouble sustaining relationships because she suffers from some variant of diabetes, (type B probably), and for some reason it sucks the libido out of her.

So she is essentially a `hot car` but with no gas.

T.
 

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Wasn't there another interview about her recently where she said she is a regular at the local sex shop buying toys for herself and then urges other women to explore their own sexuality?
 

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As for the Catwoman movie and all the bad reviews it's getting, like - I don't give a rat's ass if it's a good movie or not, I'd be paying to see Halle Berry in tight leather.

Of course, then I heard the stunt double was a guy so that kinda ruined it for me so I won't be shelling out any cash for it.

Some people are predicting the movie to be a huge bomb...
 

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From what I heard the stunt double guy is some Brazilian guy who is a capoeira expert. Capoeira is the Brazilian dancing style that is mistaken for martial arts.

I hope the movie bombs. Stupid movies produced by stupid people should rot in hell .... or at the very least make no money from the movies that they produce.
 

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If you Google it, you'll see that there's a Harper's article coming out
in August in which she talks about this.
Sounds as if she is trying to re-write her history. I noticed her going on about how this flim allowed her to open up her sexuality... or lack thereof.

T.
 

Manji

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Whatever....
Like most celebrities, she talks a lot of shit!
 

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Re: Re: Catwoman

Talerion said:
Apparently the last thing you would want is an SP who came ¨close to her.¨ I was reading an article about her a while back where she was lamenting that she has trouble sustaining relationships because she suffers from some variant of diabetes, (type B probably), and for some reason it sucks the libido out of her.

So she is essentially a `hot car` but with no gas.

T.
Type B diabetes .....lol....it's pretty clear you aren't a Doc . By the way there are only 2 types of diabetes ......the kind you are born with - called juvenile diabetes or type 1 or adult onset ( she would seem way younger than the average for this ) also known as type 2 . Neither form is known to affect libido . Male sufferers of type 2 often need viagra due the vascular issues it sometimes causes but libido altering.....no way .
 

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As for the quality of the movie, I won't be seeing it in the theatre but most likely will see it on satellite when it comes out so I'm not all that concerned about the quality.

There have been a lot of terrible movies (according to the critics) that I actually thought were entertaining: gnigli for one. Sure the acting wasn't the best but hey, it was a cute movie. Now league of extraordinary gentlement sucked the big kahuna in my opinion but many liked it.

Halle Berry is one of the hottest black women I have ever seen. If the movie is just "so so" then the price of admission (in my case about 32 cents) then hey, cool, a hot chick in black leather, you can't get any better than that!
 

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Manji said:
Capoeira is the Brazilian dancing style that is mistaken for martial arts.
Who told you this? :rolleyes:







Manji said:
Whatever....
Like most celebrities, she talks a lot of shit!
Sorry, but judging from your previous post... you talk just as much shit.
 

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I'm sorry to tell you Sexfiend, Capoeira is closer to dancing then it is to a martial art.
It is widely accepted within the martial arts community that Capoeira is not a martial art. It may at one point been a martial art but the way it is taught and trained currently, it is a dance.
The moves are unrealistic in regards to a street fight (though some may say Tae Kwon Do is unrealistic as well in that aspect) or to tournament style fighting. They don't seem to teach the science of fighting, positioning, conditioning, etc...
Have you ever seen someone in Capoeira background win a mix martial arts or K-1 event!?! No, because they would get killed by a real fighter.
There are cases when a Capoeira stylists has tried to fight other martial artists and in every case they got mauled.
If you think Tae-bo is a martial art, well then, Capoeira is a martial art.
By the way I'm not saying that Capoeira is easy because it takes great strength and acrobatic talent to do it; I'm just saying that it is not considered a martial art (especially a realistic/effective one).


To sum it up Sexfiend, it is you that are full of shit when it comes to this topic.
Here's a helpful hint; next time you should ask why one has a certain opinion that disagrees with you before you cast judgement.
 
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Manji

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One more thing about Catwoman.
I remember seeing in an interview that they were trying to take a martial art that best mimicked the moves of a cat. On that criteria I'm not sure why they picked Capoeira.
Tiger Style Kung Fu would have been way more appropriate since the Shaolin monks modeled the style after the attack and evasive movements of a cat. Granted it was a big cat, but a cat none the less.
 

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LOL well, its nice to trade stories with all the other Halle Berry fans here. Thanks for the tips on the film. Lets just say I won't be lining up on opening night. But I still say she is hot.
 

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Re: Re: Re: Catwoman

train said:
Type B diabetes .....lol....it's pretty clear you aren't a Doc . By the way there are only 2 types of diabetes ......the kind you are born with - called juvenile diabetes or type 1 or adult onset ( she would seem way younger than the average for this ) also known as type 2 . Neither form is known to affect libido . Male sufferers of type 2 often need viagra due the vascular issues it sometimes causes but libido altering.....no way .
Ah a literalist... sigh.

Type B, Type 2... but I have come across an in house expert so I won`t take away from your moment in the sun. Make sure you check the spelling as well.

However as per libido all sorts of medications and protocols reduce, inhibit and outright paralyze libido so who knows. In this case I am also only repeating what she indicated was her problem with relationships was that due to her diabetes she indicated she had no libido and given her standing as sex kitten this proved to be a duality.

I have no idea if what she is saying is true but I can see how her agent or Hollywood in general may not have been pleased with her personna which is founded on sexuality being associated with a lack of sexual desire. This might explain her apparent change of heart from not being into sex to suddenly advising women on how to get more out of it.


T.
 

Manji

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Here you go Sexfiend

A little more proof that Capoeira should stick to the dance floor rather than the ring or street:

http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/fightfinder.asp?eventid=487

Surprise, surprise, the capoeira guys didn't win.
They didn't even make it out of the first round. Probably had enough time to do a few fancy dance moves and then they got knocked the fuck out.

By the way, Chute Boxe is a Brazilian Muay Thai school. In case you are not familiar with Muay Thai, it is a martial art from Thailand.
Feel free to ask me any questions because it is pretty clear that you do not know much about martial arts.
 

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Down there....
Manji!

Don't judo and jiu-jitsu experts excel at these events matching up fighters from various disciplines?
 

Manji

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Cave Carson!!!

Not necessarily

Depending on the rules, certain fights may favour the judo or jiu jitsu fighter.
Simply put, if it goes to the ground the fight will definitly favour the ground fighter/grappler.

The fights start standing up. If one fighter is a stand up fighter (such as Muay Thai) he will have the dominant position until the grappler tries to take him down.

Taking a fighter down is not that easy these days since most fighters train in grappling or at least train in techniques that prevent take-downs.
If the stand up fighter does get taken down, then he will try his best to disengage from the grappler and get up. If you're not a grappler; you are not going to want to mix it up with a grappler on the ground.

Most people who are not familiar with the current Mixed Martial Arts tournaments still think of the old early UFCs when the Gracies were dominating the tournaments.
Those days are over. Back then, fighters (and spectators) were not familiar with jiu jitsu and had no experience in fighting a ground fighter. Once they got on the ground, the fighters would usually make things easier for the jiu jitsu fighter by panicking and flailing about.

These days, Mixed Martial Arts fighters have turned training for these tournaments to a science or a professional sport. Fighters now cross train in martial arts (and thats how the the Mixed Martial Arts came about). A Muay Thai fighter will train in jiu-jitsu and Jiu-jitsu fighter will train Muay Thai. This way if they are caught out of their element, they will not be lost and some have actually won fights with their secondary martial art.

In the end, it is all about preperation and training; not necessarily the actual discipline (though if the discipline is Tae Kwon Do or Capoeira then one might be in deep trouble).
 
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