D'oh...!
(Sheepishly looks at the 'Send PM' button, having discovered it too late...)
Sonofa...! Ummm...my grotesque stupidity isn't going to be held against me, is it? 'Cause I'd like to take this opportunity to assure you that I know which end of the pencil to use on the page, yes sir! Yes...sir...
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Worst first impression ever, I know. I'd still like to hear the details though, if you please....
