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tmb06

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Lads,

Just a heads up. You would think I would know better by now..but every once in a while when one of the old faithfuls aren't available I lose my mind and figure I'll take my chances with someone from the Sun.

Well, I recently called Mika (exotic, busty, sexy). Young, firendly sounding lady answering the phone, advised me $120/half hr and $190/hr. Described as brown hair, brown eyes, 36 25 34 ( I think), 5'4 and 114lbs. Sounded good. Got directions, arrived at location. Reputable spot, not some dirtbag motel and went to the room. Now to be fair, I am sure she is someone's taste, but not mine. Height and weight were accurate, but looks....ugghhh. Another girl was lying on the couch covered with a blanket, I didnt get a look at her. It was at that time that I should have booked it...but I fugured what the hell, I'm here now. Into the bedroom. The TV is on and a soap opera is playing. I undress, she takes off her pants and sits on the bed. I lay down and she starts to manually attempt to stimulate me. Important to note; she does not look at me and is completely engrossed in the soap opera on TV.

I ask her to take off her top, she complies. Get ready for it.......her upper body is as hairy as a baby chimp. I cant believe it!!!! Again, a good time to book.......but no....I figure maybe a little head and I'll be on my way...I ask...she says only for $40 more. Thats it. 1 2 3, I'm dressed and out the door.

Oh well...live and learn....again!!!!

TMB06
Just gonna keep on keepin' on
 

Rider55

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tmb06 said:
I ask her to take off her top, she complies. Get ready for it.......her upper body is as hairy as a baby chimp. I cant believe it!!!!
Oh no, I was afraid of this. THE GIRLS IN THE SUN HAVE BEGUN TO MUTATE. Escape while you still can...
 

FalconHawk

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I feel for you tmbo6, but, fuck that is funny story. Sad at the same time of course. Thanks for the post.
 

OuttaControl

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I wuz just going to say that I had read a bad news review on a Mika earlier but I see you have already slapped yourself in the forehead.

Somewhere on this board there was a thread which included SPs to avoid. I would suggest that it be bumped up with pointers to reviews such as this one. With all info in one thread, we can avoid these nasty surprises.
 

wrongway

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Just a suggestion to the mod...

There should be a thread that has a stick pin in it with all the SPs to avoid. A skull and crossbones icon to go with it would be a nice touch.
 

Metoo4

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Where is that "chimp" located? Where did you pick-up the info? A city would be nice
 

tmb06

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Centre town, City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario, Dominion of Canada, North America, Western hemishpere, Planet Earth.

Got info out of OTTAWA SUN..

nice enough..
 

Dodger

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tmbo6 thanks for the info.

For all the other Ottawa posters out there when you refer to the Sun, don't forget there are a lot of newpapers in the chain named the Sun, and the Toronto Sun is a wealth of info much like the Ottawa Sun

Thanks
 

Capital Amatuer

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I think one needs the "Beer Goggles' on when looking in the Ottawa Sun. You take your chances there. Has anyone ever found any keepers from the Ottawa Sun? If I were literate en francais, I would be more inclined to look in Gatineau publications. Just my opimion.
Sorry to hear of your surprise tmb06. Thanx for passing along the info, much appreciated.
 

Spideyman

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Did you find out who killed Bobby on the soaps though?
 
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