Cardinal Fang....

[wrong hole]

In the political forum, I describe christians as people who fellate jesus christ for eternal bliss

...will I go to hell for this...you being a cardinal and all...or will he forgive me like he forgave my past indescretions

 

[eyeofthedragon]

He will if you fellate him

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Wrong hole: If you are truly sorry and ask Him to forgive you, He will.

 

[wrong hole]

He will if you fellate him

I don't get it, pupiloftheflagon....'he will what?'

I'm asking cardinal fang's opinion....if the dude who got nailed to the boards will forgive me or send me to jail without passing GO b/c I called his followers 'suckers of the pee pee'

 

[yychobbyist]

I think the consensus is that if the proper pee pee is sucked then all will be forgiven.

 

[matrix2004]

hmmm.....All is forgiven if the pee pee is sucked? Makes sense..after all, the pee pee is 'for' 'giving'

 

[yychobbyist]

And the blown shall inherit the earth.

 

[elmo]

I've has my pee pee sucked a few times...can I start a cult?

 

[great bear]

I've has my pee pee sucked a few times...can I start a cult?

Elmo, we have long recognized that you are a "cult above the average".

 

[elmo]

Elmo, we have long recognized that you are a "cult above the average".

Thanks Bear...continue to suck my pee pee and you too could follow me...

 

[wrong hole]

Cardinal Fang is such a sexy name



Russy impression

 

[great bear]

Thanks Bear...continue to suck my pee pee and you too could follow me...

Elmo, I think I will take a pass on your very kind and generous offer.

 

[elmo]

Elmo, I think I will take a pass on your very kind and generous offer.

Party pooper

 

[eyeofthedragon]

The road to heaven is paved with bad intentions -

 

[great bear]

The road to heaven is paved with bad intentions -

And Eye will never ever have an opportunity to walk on that paving.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

Why walk when you can ride

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I'm asking cardinal fang's opinion....

I think you are a biter of donkey testicles.

if the dude who got nailed to the boards will forgive me or send me to jail without passing GO b/c I called his followers 'suckers of the pee pee'

You may want to stock up on the sun screen Wrong Hole for where you're going.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

Wrong hole is going to Aruba?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

You'll be joining him "vowel of the reptile."

 

[eyeofthedragon]

In Aruba Chingy ?