Can't Sleep
- Thread starter Moet
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Moderator said:
Better yet pick on SB as he's still pondering his monumental post and can't speak right now.
Jade4u
It's been good to know ya
I remember one night I could not sleep so decided just to curl up on the sofa and watch Alien believe it or not even with all the noises from that movie I managed to fall asleep because it cleared my mind I got interested in the movie and could not fight the sleep anymore and just drifted off.
B
belgiumcdn
hot tub
Jump in the hot tub for about 20 minutes (nude)
have Diana Krall playing in the background
(hope to see ya friday and maby can show u the hot tub method)
Jump in the hot tub for about 20 minutes (nude)
have Diana Krall playing in the background
(hope to see ya friday and maby can show u the hot tub method)
LancsLad said:
Before going to bed read all of LancsLad's posts. They have been putting me to sleep for months. Failing that play with yourself.
great bear said:
For most SP's and civilian women there is nothing better for them at bedtime than a good stiff accountant.
LancsLad said:For most SP's and civilian women there is nothing better for them at bedtime than a good stiff accountant.
You might be able to point one out?
LancsLad said:Ask any SP, they know me, I'm on the tip of their tongue.
Thats probably the only tip they will ever get from you.
great bear said:
I always give them the big tip and after they relax then I slide the rest in. Yeah like thats a regular event.
Moet said:
No problem!!! Just come to the good doc. Will make sure this sweetie sleep like a baby afterwards.
LOL!!!Bah. All these guys who just want to have sex with you! What do they know!
Orgasms are the key. Several in a row from manual stimulation by a trained professional. By the way, have I mentioned that I am certified in manual vulval stimulation?
I'll be right over.
More seriously, I imagine that by at 4am (when you posted), you probably haven't been home very long, after working at Diva's until, what? 2, 2:30? Maybe you're just keyed up from work? Relatively few people are trying to get to sleep so soon after quiting work.
Forget the booze suggestions. Even if they get you to sleep - and they might - booze interferes with dreaming, and you'll wake the next day feeling tired.
Mental relaxation exercises work really well for many.
Believe it or not, counting sheep might actually work, if you concentrate on visualizing the sheep as you count. This engages both the auditory and visual centres of your brain, and keeps them from obsessing about whatever.
I hope what you are obsessing about is "Charlize".
Orgasms are the key. Several in a row from manual stimulation by a trained professional. By the way, have I mentioned that I am certified in manual vulval stimulation?
I'll be right over.
More seriously, I imagine that by at 4am (when you posted), you probably haven't been home very long, after working at Diva's until, what? 2, 2:30? Maybe you're just keyed up from work? Relatively few people are trying to get to sleep so soon after quiting work.
Forget the booze suggestions. Even if they get you to sleep - and they might - booze interferes with dreaming, and you'll wake the next day feeling tired.
Mental relaxation exercises work really well for many.
Believe it or not, counting sheep might actually work, if you concentrate on visualizing the sheep as you count. This engages both the auditory and visual centres of your brain, and keeps them from obsessing about whatever.
I hope what you are obsessing about is "Charlize".
One thing that worked for me in the past when I had an extended bout of insomnia was music.... had to be new age though. The best for me was Kitaro, sounds a lot like boring elevator music on valium, but it helped me in the past....Metallica, not so much.
drrogers
DrRogers has left the Bld
A lot of good advice - but The doc has the prescription
Some good advice here - but you need to listen to Doc Rogers.
First - put Katie Melua on the stereo, next, lying naked with the Doc in the spoons position - that's it - guaranteed to work - it always does - references can be provided.
And if for some reason it doesn't work - we will start all over again - the Doc has a lot of patience/patients.
Some good advice here - but you need to listen to Doc Rogers.
First - put Katie Melua on the stereo, next, lying naked with the Doc in the spoons position - that's it - guaranteed to work - it always does - references can be provided.
And if for some reason it doesn't work - we will start all over again - the Doc has a lot of patience/patients.
Moet,
Your sleep patterns may be screwed up. If you are working until close on Thursday to Saturdays your body may be used to that so on the days you dont work you wont fall asleep at the normal bedtime.
Try SleepyTime tea according to a co-worker of mine it works. He has 5 kids between the ages of 2-14 knocks them out cold at night so he can get some peace and quiet. Good luck,
KD
Your sleep patterns may be screwed up. If you are working until close on Thursday to Saturdays your body may be used to that so on the days you dont work you wont fall asleep at the normal bedtime.
Try SleepyTime tea according to a co-worker of mine it works. He has 5 kids between the ages of 2-14 knocks them out cold at night so he can get some peace and quiet. Good luck,
KD
