Canadian eh?

[xarir]

I was at a video store today just returning the weekend's viewing (non-porn!). Outside they had a sign that I'll put in the silly but cute category:

Top 3 Reasons Canadians Don't Like To Shoot People

1) It's not nice.
2) Prison term eats into hockey season.
3) Dumping the body feels like littering.

 

[Meesh]

7) It would mean they would have to apologize again.
8) We follow the lead of our First Lady and use Eskimo carvings
9) It's hard to shoot a rifle while wearing mittens and a parka

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

11) There is no Tim Horton's coffee in jail... or is there??

 

[eyeofthedragon]

13) we'd rather go out for a beer and talk hockey

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

14) a criminal record would mean that we could not go across the border anymore for chicken wings

 

[Medic]

19) Just seems "too American".

 

[HowardHughes]

20. Shooting someone is not sanctioned by the NHLPA

 

[Ripper77]

Unfortunately here in America its one of our national pastimes.i have to give itit to you its much safer up there.

 

[Hung Wei Lo]

21. it's more fun to "jersey" someone and pummel them?

 

[IB_VI_UB_IX!!!]

"Unfortunately here in America its one of our national pastimes.i have to give itit to you its much safer up there."

Yup...up here...our officials don't get shot. They get pied!!!!