Canadian Apology to the USA

[scubadoo]

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to
the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well
recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George
Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out.
If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect
poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually
elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees
than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper
and better than your own. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In
our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much,
much, much better than yours. I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during
the War of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. I'm
sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer
but,we Feel your Pain. I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I
mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have
your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years
before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different.
Everyone knew he had weapons. And finally on behalf of all Canadians,
I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way
which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset
over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with. Thank you.


Rick Mercier

 

[papasmerf]

How about some credit to the author(s) of this?????

Tired Bullshit is still bullshit.

 

[scubadoo]

How about some credit to the author(s) of this?????

Tired Bullshit is still bullshit.

Awwwwwwww.......come on and smile!

 

[MuffinMuncher]

*yawn*

But it is the umpteenth time it has been posted or referenced here. A joke is funny the first time, but when it gets recycled over and over and over, it simply becomes annoying.

Is a little original thought too much to ask? I get it, the US is bad, now get over it.

 

[luckyjackson]

The man's name is "Mercer", not Mercier.

 

[SDFeuerzauber]

The world has seen enough of hatred and nationalism and that is the root of this "tongue and Cheek" veil. This irresponsible crap is where the unimaginable begins.

 

[Teddybear]

from your internet urban myth buster...

...and it wasn't rick that did the bit, anyways...he hasn't been on "this hour" for over a year...this was rick's replacement, colin, doing his bit...

 

[ISpentHowMuch]

And I think if you check www.snopes.com you will find that it wasn't Rick Mercier that did it, it was Colin Mocherie.

 

[ISpentHowMuch]

Damn, sorry Teddybear...I didn't see you response...boy I just wasted valuable space replying when it had already been taken care of.........damn I just wasted space again.....(slap to forehead)...(crawl into corner and curl up into fetal position)

 

[Teddybear]

not a problem...gotta love the folks at snopes...they are also an excellent source to check before anyone forwards one of those damn "if you get this by email, it will erase your hard drive" warnings from well meaning spam forwarders...