Can you get a happy ending from the massage/spa ladies on the Cruise ships?
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I believe that these spas are generally licensed to well known "legit" spas on shore. They tend to be large chains that can handle the demands of a large organization like a cruise line, interns of service, standards and staffing capability. I doubt very much that any "extras" are available, but would be pleased if I'm wrong. I have a cruise lined up in the next little while and a good MPA would be the icing on the cake...
I think most cruise ships are registered in Nassau, Bahamas. I don't think I've seen many registered from Europe. You definitely won't see a Celebrity cruise ship registered in Canada.Yes but if you're in international waters and the ship is registered in Canada you can get charged under C-36, better travel with a ship registered in Holland , Germany or Australia
I had a massage on a Celebrity ship once. Massage and sea salt scrub were excellent. Had a shower in the room before the treatment and after the scrub. The MPA stayed in the room while I showered. She didn't seem shy, but alas, all was very professional. Strategic draping throughout the process.
Too bad, she was cute.
Too bad, she was cute.
Did/could you touch her over her clothes? I remember
watching an episode of Sex and the City wherein Kim
Cattrall groped the private part of the male masseuse
over his pant. I guess discreet touching, if unacceptable,
will be tolerated nonetheless.
watching an episode of Sex and the City wherein Kim
Cattrall groped the private part of the male masseuse
over his pant. I guess discreet touching, if unacceptable,
will be tolerated nonetheless.
I know a masseuse that told me she worked the big hotels and she is requested to give a massage to "little fiends" often. She is very discrete but it is available. The best way to do it is to leave a generous tip (min. $100) in plain view. If you ask, ask diplomatically. It would be nothing she has not been asked in the past, just as it happens in the big city.
If the question was directed to me, I was a very well behaved boy.Did/could you touch her over her clothes? I remember
watching an episode of Sex and the City wherein Kim
Cattrall groped the private part of the male masseuse
over his pant. I guess discreet touching, if unacceptable,
will be tolerated nonetheless.
BTW, by definition, there is no such thing as a male masseuse.
A man who gives massages is called a masseur.
RMTs do not want to be called masseuseIf the question was directed to me, I was a very well behaved boy.
BTW, by definition, there is no such thing as a male masseuse.
A man who gives massages is called a masseur.
Many of the cruises have an older clientele. One older gentleman told me of an experience he had with his wife on a mostly well healed geriatric cruise out of Florida were there were younger male hustlers who would offer to service older ladies with blue hair with the permission of their husbands. These hustlers were purposely booked on the cruises by the tour companies. A lot of rich old lady snow bird get fu,cked all winter long down in Florida by younger men it is said.
If you try on a major cruise line like Norwegian or princess, you will be very lucky if all you get is a curt no, unless you get very lucky. If they get offended, you are looking at trouble if she complains, up to and including kicking you off the boat and/or pressing charges. Stick to verbal questions, don't touch her. IF she's game, it's already expensive due to the cruise spa massage rates, but it will get a lot more expensive to make it worth her while, she'd get fired in a heartbeat for doing that on most cruise lines.
I agree. This is the real answer to this question. There is no upside to trying for "milage" with the massage professionals on a cruise. In my mind, its not too far off from asking the nurse in your hospital room for a HJ. It will not end well...If you try on a major cruise line like Norwegian or princess, you will be very lucky if all you get is a curt no, unless you get very lucky. If they get offended, you are looking at trouble if she complains, up to and including kicking you off the boat and/or pressing charges. Stick to verbal questions, don't touch her. IF she's game, it's already expensive due to the cruise spa massage rates, but it will get a lot more expensive to make it worth her while, she'd get fired in a heartbeat for doing that on most cruise lines.
