Can someone write a review of having sex with their wife?

[wrong hole]

It seems no one has sex with their wife on Terb....if I had a wife...I write a review of the best 3 minutes she will ever have....but since I'm only 16...having a wife would not be appropriate for me at this stage of my life

 

[Gord's Bro]

Can't review . . .

. . . because I can't remember the last time I had sex with my wife!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I think most people have commented on sex with Goober's mother. Is that not enough?

 

[The Doctor]

My actual wife? Or the woman I pretend to be married to when I attend company parties and business functions.

 

[Xieron]

She's great. It's not 3 minutes but more like an hour at least. Might not be as often as we both would like due to 2 small kids, jobs, and other family committments....

Includes sexy lingerie, oral for both etc.

 

[Svend]

Is anyone's wife interested in earning a bit of cash?
I'm discreet and will honour a NRP, please pm me.

 

[wrong hole]

She's great. It's not 3 minutes but more like an hour at least. Might not be as often as we both would like due to 2 small kids, jobs, and other family committments....

Includes sexy lingerie, oral for both etc.

Thanks Xerox

Is it CBJ or BBBJ?

 

[The Doctor]

She's great....more like an hour at least.....

Includes sexy lingerie, oral for both etc.

And you want us to believe you are actually married.....I don't think so.

 

[luv4lust]

Is anyone's wife interested in earning a bit of cash?
I'm discreet and will honour a NRP, please pm me.

i'm an ex wife does that count

 

[Gawd]

What about girlfriends? Cuz I have 3 of'em and my peeps are always calling'em my wives.

 

[superquad1968]

Hijack Alert

Maybe I'm too old but how do you use peeps in ordinary conversation?

 

[Svend]

Exwives are fine also.
Gotta be SO of a Terbite though, there must be a few unsatisfied ladies that could use some cash for Christmas. It wouldn't hurt to ask if they would like to have Svend come over for a few hours.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Exwives are fine also.
Gotta be SO of a Terbite though, there must be a few unsatisfied ladies that could use some cash for Christmas. It wouldn't hurt to ask if they would like to have Svend come over for a few hours.

How big is your penis?

 

[Svend]

Almost 6", about the same as my tongue.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Almost 6", about the same as my tongue.

Can you send me pictures of it? That way I can give them to my wife and see if she's interested.

Yeah, that sounds plausible...

 

[wrong hole]

Can you send me pictures of it? That way I can give them to my wife and see if she's interested.

Yeah, that sounds plausible...

Goober....can you send me a picture of your wife

thanks

 

[Svend]

I don't have pictures, but I offer a guarantee of satisfaction. Even if it takes all night I won't leave before the job is done.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Goober....can you send me a picture of your wife

Do a Google search for Anna Kournikova. She looks entirely unlike her.

I don't have pictures, but I offer a guarantee of satisfaction. Even if it takes all night I won't leave before the job is done.

In that case, no farking way. I don't need to be shown up, thankyouverymuch.

 

[Svend]

I can customize the service to let her know you're the best she'll ever get.
I simply won't bathe for 2 weeks, would that be long enough?

 

[superquad1968]

No. That would be an improvement. Goober bathes monthly.