Bronco's Plummer pulls a Griese

[cyberbard]

Okay...Jake Plummer breaks his foot at home this week. I'm not sure of the details on this one, but it sounds vaguely similar to a few injuries suffered by the Broncos former pivot, Brian Griese...broke his foot in the shower...pulled his groin falling on someone's driveway...broke a finger in a game of touch football with family.

So just what is the silliest injury suffered in sports?

Bard

 

[Salta]

So just what is the silliest injury suffered in sports?

Bard

Wasn't a sports injury but I remember when George Brett missed a world series game or two because of hemmroids (sp? - not a word a care to know much about!)

 

[Beef Wellington]

Wade Boggs

Wade Boggs once fell over while trying to take off one of his cowboy boots and cracked some ribs as he bounced off the arm of his sofa

Personally, I think I pulled a groin by masturbating too much

 

[Pyro]

That could get messy...

Personally, I think I pulled a groin by masturbating too much

Hopefully, it was your own!

Pyro.

 

[cyberbard]

Actually...I'd forgotten about the Jaguar's punter who injured himself with an axe in the dressing room that the coach was using for a "motivational tool". Motivated him right to the hospital.

Bard

 

[Speedo]

Mike Palmateer injured "hanging drapes"...

 

[Top Jimmy]

Gus Frerotte headbutting the padded endzone wall and putting himself on the shelf...

One of the Grammatica brothers celebrating a field goal by jumping up and down and injuring his leg... Kickers

 

[cyberbard]

Gus Frerotte headbutting the padded endzone wall and putting himself on the shelf...

...what is it about the Broncos...current and ex Bronco quarterbacks seem to be good at these things.

 

[RUBGURU]

Glen Healy injured himself while "cleaning his bagpipes" . A few years back just before the regular season started he cut a huge gash in his hand and it got infected because he was tring to clean or repair his bagpipes.

 

[Pyro]

I've never heard it called THAT before...

Glen Healy injured himself while "cleaning his bagpipes"

Should we add "CHB = Masturbating" to the abbreviations list?

Pyro.

 

[Don]

Remember Jeff Kent saying he broke his hand washing his truck when it was a motorcycle accident?

I think Kaz Sasaki broke some ribs lifting suitcases in his home.

George McCloud (ex-NBA player in the early 90's) ripped his achilles tendon talking on the phone crosslegged (still trying to figure that one out)