Alright kids, let the suspense come to an end. Unfortunately, I did TOFTT so as to save you all from leaping off the same building. I saw her early in November. If you look close enough you can see some resemblance to her picture but you have to look real hard and then back date approx. 8yrs. The "girl" I saw was likely in her early 30's, and almost twice the size as the one in the pictures not to mention rather unattractive. She posts "open-minded" and "unrushed" but she's far from either. The session started with her asking for payment upfront (which isn't the end of the world but tends to put up a red flag depending on how its asked for). She is completely unemotional and very mechanical. I asked what restrictions she had (over the phone) and she said no bbfs but everything else was good including greek and dfk. So to get things started, I was looking forward to what I hoped would be a talented bbbj. She kyboshed that in a hurry by choosing now to tell me that she doesn't offer that (remember, she has my coin). So while entertaining me with an unenthused and otherwise horrible cbj, I figured I would at least entertain myself by partaking in digits. Well, apparently "open-minded" no longer includes digits or much of anything else for that matter. At that time, I figured it best to 69 and get on with the show (daty is the most important part of a session for me). But guess what (are you sitting down for this)? No daty was on the menu either now (hmmm, go figure). This was one time I was actually grateful as the scent from the "zone" was nasty. We agreed to anal (over the phone) but all of a sudden it was off the menu too (however, $40 more would put it back on). What was on the menu (and free of charge) was texting. That's right, while I was trying to overcome all of this and desperately trying NOT to think of the $120 I just got jacked for, there were several texts which apparently had to be answered. In the end (which I couldn't wait for), I had to jack myself all over tities because anywhere else was also miraculously removed from the menu. And would you believe that before the last few shots were making their way across her tities, she gets up and goes to the bathroom to get cleaned off!! Well, I had no intention of stopping so her pillow wore the rest. All-in-all I'm actually thinking of not repeating with her! So the review looks like this: Face - 3, Body - 3, Attitude - 3, Service - 2, Damage (and it was damage) - $120
