"Breastaurant" heaven

[io2471]

I'm sure you have noticed, the proliferation of "Breastaurants" like Hooters and Tilted Kilt has slowed to a halt.....here in the northeast US most of them have closed. A sad state. A beer never tastes better than when you have something tasty to look at while you sip it down.
I am hoping someday my work sends me down to teh Dalla areas. Everything is bigger in Texas....except waitstaff uniforms. The Breastautrant business in booming in the Dallas suburbs, and the typical waitstaff dress code makes the Hooters Uniforms look like church clothes. First on my bucket list is "Tight Ends" in Plano (3 ladies in black pictured below.)
Here is a sampling from social media.

 

[sohappy]

I feel your pain. I travel to Michigan and Ohio and there is nothing left to look at any more.

 

[silentkisser]

A buddy of mine told me that he used to vacation in the St. Petes/Tampa Bay area in the mid to late 80s, which was the birthplace of Hooters. But, apparently, there was a second bar called Melons....what a time to be alive!

 

[unassuming]

 

[xix]

The 80's and 90's was the TIME to be going to these places. Who killed it? Gov't?

Then 2001 9/11 happen and down hill from there.

Now it is all dating apps, escort and FWB. But it only works if you are 90 % good looking with money.

 

[xix]

I don't think escorts care about your looks. Just your money.

Women who could qualify for Breasthaven restaurants realized they can make better money as Escorts.