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burt-oh-my!

Holy smokes, sometimes boxer shorts are totally useless! I don't usually wear the traditional boxer shorts, although I do wear the boxers that are soft material - more like a sport boxer I suppose. But I had a pair of the traditional sort on the other day for old times sake.

Well what a royal pain in the ass. They started to ride up as I was walking, then some more, then some more, till (only on ONE side mind you, the other side was normal) it was like a friggin thong on that side! Ridiculous.

Another time, my cock (again,as I was walking around WITH OTHER PEOPLE) slid through the fly opening so that it was rubbing bare against my trousers on the inside, and boy let me tell you it was a bit on the painful side. I was in a tricky social situation so I couldn't just stick my hand in my pants to put my house back in order, but I was also in fear that my TROUSERS fly might be open too!

Anyone else experience this? Never again, in the bin with them.
 
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Just how big are you? I'm picturing those fat people walking around with a full on weggie from their shorts...
 
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burt-oh-my! said:
Holy smokes, sometimes boxer shorts are totally useless! I don't usually wear the traditional boxer shorts, although I do wear the boxers that are soft material - more like a sport boxer I suppose. But I had a pair of the traditional sort on the other day for old times sake.

Well what a royal pain in the ass. They started to ride up as I was walking, then some more, then some more, till (only on ONE side mind you, the other side was normal) it was like a friggin thong on that side! Ridiculous.

Another time, my cock (again,as I was walking around WITH OTHER PEOPLE) slid through the fly opening so that it was rubbing bare against my trousers on the inside, and boy let me tell you it was a bit on the painful side. I was in a tricky social situation so I couldn't just stick my hand in my pants to put my house back in order, but I was also in fear that my TROUSERS fly might be open too!

Anyone else experience this? Never again, in the bin with them.
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burt-oh-my!

Duff said:
Just how big are you? I'm picturing those fat people walking around with a full on weggie from their shorts...
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Pretty normal size I'd say. I think this happens with the right (or wrong I guess) combination of material, trouser tightness, humidity and barometric pressure. Also tends to happen more when the wind is from the East.

It's sort of like those old rubber boots we'd wear as kids, where your socks would end up slowly but surely sliding down till they were just hanging on to the end of your toes. Then gues what? You'd get a soaker!
 
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burt-oh-my! said:
Pretty normal size I'd say. I think this happens with the right (or wrong I guess) combination of material, trouser tightness, humidity and barometric pressure. Also tends to happen more when the wind is from the East.
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Only if it rains on the second Sunday of the month... and there's a full moon! ;)
 
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I used to wear the non-stretching cotton boxers...then one day I went to sit in the car and as they rode up the seam along the taint began to crush my balls. No permanent damage but that was the last time I EVER wore boxers. Now I'm all about the boxer-briefs.
 
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Has alot to do with the way you walk. It's possible you walk lop sided and that causes your boxers to ride up your ass. Ask someone if you walk crooked. If you do, you may have a curvature of the spine.
 
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burt-oh-my!

Prim0 said:
I used to wear the non-stretching cotton boxers...then one day I went to sit in the car and as they rode up the seam along the taint began to crush my balls. No permanent damage but that was the last time I EVER wore boxers. Now I'm all about the boxer-briefs.
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Yes, that's it, the problem is the NON_STRETCHING boxers.
 
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