Booze Death Calculator

[calloway]

I would have died long before drinking these numbers.

http://www.barstools.net/booze_death/

 

[calloway]

According to that i should be dead already many times over.

When's the funeral/wake/party?

You have a lot of female friends who will want to "pay their respects".

 

[a 1 player]

It says it would take 12 shots of Absinthe to kill me.

I can see they have never been with me when I go on a bender.