Blonde and Doorknobs
What do blondes and doorknobs have in common?
Everyone gets a turn
Blonde and Tracks
What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
They have both been laid all over America.
Blonde at the Doctor's
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"
Blonde Bedtime
What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10:00 pm?
She goes home.
Blonde Bellybutton
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
Her husband was a blonde too!
Blonde Fish
If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be?
A blowfish
Blonde in a Round Room
How do you keep a blonde busy?
Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!
Blonde in the Morning
Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?
A: Go home!
Blonde Mating Call
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?
A: "I'm soooo drunk."
Blonde Multiple Orgasms
What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?
Great work, team!
Blonde Panties
Why do blondes wear woolen panties?
To keep their ankles warm.
Blonde Who Has it All
What do you give a blonde who has everything?
Penicillin.
Blonde's Air Conditioner
Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?
A: She turns the ignition key.
Blonde's Backseat
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
''NO!'' yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
''NO!'' the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy.
''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?''
The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''
Blonde's Coffin
Why's the blonde's coffin shaped like a Y?
Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spread!
Blonde's Legs
What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
Between you and me we could make a lot of money!
Blondes and Bricks
What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?
A brick wall's only been laid once!
What do blondes and doorknobs have in common?
Everyone gets a turn
Blonde and Tracks
What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
They have both been laid all over America.
Blonde at the Doctor's
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"
Blonde Bedtime
What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10:00 pm?
She goes home.
Blonde Bellybutton
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
Her husband was a blonde too!
Blonde Fish
If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be?
A blowfish
Blonde in a Round Room
How do you keep a blonde busy?
Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!
Blonde in the Morning
Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?
A: Go home!
Blonde Mating Call
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?
A: "I'm soooo drunk."
Blonde Multiple Orgasms
What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?
Great work, team!
Blonde Panties
Why do blondes wear woolen panties?
To keep their ankles warm.
Blonde Who Has it All
What do you give a blonde who has everything?
Penicillin.
Blonde's Air Conditioner
Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?
A: She turns the ignition key.
Blonde's Backseat
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
''NO!'' yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
''NO!'' the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy.
''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?''
The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''
Blonde's Coffin
Why's the blonde's coffin shaped like a Y?
Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spread!
Blonde's Legs
What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
Between you and me we could make a lot of money!
Blondes and Bricks
What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?
A brick wall's only been laid once!