It has just come to light, after intensive scrutinizing of video who is really behind the 'black bloc'. Their real identity goes beyond just accusing the police as the real agitators. These individuals are well known to all, but you wouldn't think they would be involved in such shenanigans. Citing the fact that they are fed up with ever corporate world, forget governments, the excessive over the top way that things are pushed upon the everyday person, these loners finally banded together. They were behind all the major violent protests in every G-8/G-20 meeting. Their identity will shock many, but after this is revealed you will have sympathy for their cause.
Their leader, known to all as a holly jolly fellow, is particularly menacing in his role. Santa Claus is this man. Pissed that the kids on the bad list still get presents. Other things are bothering this individual that are too heinous to print here.
His second in command, a somewhat furry creature, the Easter Bunny. Incensed that his goodies are available well before and after his big day, making his sweets, somewhat old.
The Tooth Fairy, for unknown reasons joined this group. His plight could be that he doesn't have a holiday around which he works, making his work seem somewhat unimportant.
Sasquatch, pissed at all the shit that happens to him on the Jack Links commercials joined this group to "bust some skulls".
The Caveman, who worked soo hard to make something of himself only to be made fun of in the commercials said that smashing windows and causing unrest is so easy a caveman can do it, and I'll fucking show you!
The gecko joined in as well but was crushed underfoot. I hope he had the insurance he pushed.
Leprecauns did not join, still drunk. St Paddy's day is an ongoing thing for them, it's not just one day for them, it's a lifestyle.
Their leader, known to all as a holly jolly fellow, is particularly menacing in his role. Santa Claus is this man. Pissed that the kids on the bad list still get presents. Other things are bothering this individual that are too heinous to print here.
His second in command, a somewhat furry creature, the Easter Bunny. Incensed that his goodies are available well before and after his big day, making his sweets, somewhat old.
The Tooth Fairy, for unknown reasons joined this group. His plight could be that he doesn't have a holiday around which he works, making his work seem somewhat unimportant.
Sasquatch, pissed at all the shit that happens to him on the Jack Links commercials joined this group to "bust some skulls".
The Caveman, who worked soo hard to make something of himself only to be made fun of in the commercials said that smashing windows and causing unrest is so easy a caveman can do it, and I'll fucking show you!
The gecko joined in as well but was crushed underfoot. I hope he had the insurance he pushed.
Leprecauns did not join, still drunk. St Paddy's day is an ongoing thing for them, it's not just one day for them, it's a lifestyle.
