Best Masturbation term...ever

[the_big_E]

telling 5 voters to take a poll

has to be the most cleverest term ever!

 

[fromaway]

'discipline the primate'

 

[Medic]

choking the bishop

 

[happywanderer]

pulling the goalie.

shaking hands with the unemployed.

pulling your pud.

 

[bobistheowl]

Self pollution.

 

[AimlessWonderer]

Self serves.

 

[Berlin]

My fav one is still : Master of your Domain ...from Seinfeld.

 

[Top Jimmy]

"Pulling the Goalie" is truly Canadian.
Also, "Buffing the Bishop" is a good one.

 

[Double J]

for girls: strumming the clitar

 

[Play[er]boy]

choking the chicken

 

[The Bandit]

Palmela Handerson

 

[Pyro]

Rubbing one out.

Safe sex with someone you love.

Spanking the monkey.

Slapping the serpent.

Pulling a Pee-Wee (He had a massive stroke).

Holding your own.

...

 

[Pyro]

You can't ask for more "woman" than that!

Note to red: "woman" is singlular..."women" is plural.

 

[Hung Wei Lo]

wrestling the bald-headed wresler has always been my favourite

 

[Dianna Douglas]

For ladies:

Juicing the peach

Takin' the downtown train

Flipping thru the yellow pages (ie, "Let your fingers do the walking!")

Knockin' on heaven's door

Ohhh.....
And the best way for ladies to describle feeling horny:

"I've got that Low Down Tickle!!"

 

[thecoolguyms72]

For women:

Rolling the bean

Visiting the man in the canoe

Tickling the pink

For men:

Punching the clown

Polish the rocket

Doing the knuckle shuffle

There are so many of them, but good job by all so far.

Coolguy.

 

[Chivas Regal]

Buff my Helmet!

Chivas

 

[t8rs]

Adding mayo to a knuckle sandwich.


"I'm out!!" *slaps money down on table*

 

[Ogenstein]

Flogging the Dummy

 

[Bone]

Massaging My Brain

Whipping Up A Fresh Batch

Spanking The Monkey