Being wasted will be an understatement for this guy !!

trod

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I've been there. Not quite that bad, but I performed a couple of those moves with the fridge doors. You gotta wonder if that is purely alcohol though. The way he was leaning to one side all the time makes you think he may have had an ear problem?
 
I thought at some point there he was wizzing on the produce at the top of the aisle. the video actually covers 8 minutes but edited down to 4 min. LMAO!!!


Good news is he probably won't remember a thing when he comes to.
 
I'd say it's fake, knew he was being taped.
 
That was too funny. I love it when he is trying to get up but can't let go of the beer and so it keeps weighing him down.
 
Sad to admit it, but I was at that level once...woke up in the slammer.

Couldn't remember getting there! Early 20s - that was the last time for me being that bad.

I wasn't driving or doing anything stupid, just wasn't safe to be walking home when a cop went by and he took me in for my own protection and to sober up
 
How many people will fall down flat on their back drunk, and immediately lift their head up off the floor? How many people, when drunk, will tilt their head back while walking towards a sunlit door?

If this guy were merely drunk, he would be more likely to rest his head for a moment after he initially fell down in front of the fridge. And would have been bowing his head down and shading his eyes from the sun as he headed back out the front door at 10:40 in the morning.

Tilting one's head back will put you even more off-balance, and as excessive drunkenness makes one sleepy (and aggravates the conjunctivia causing redness of the eyes) he wouldn't have been too keen to expose his eyes to that much sunlight.