Subject: Baseball
>
> Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting
> in the first row, with
> the Secret Service people directly behind them.
>
> One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and
> whispers something to Bill.
> At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at
> Hillary, looks back at the
> agent, and shakes his head "no."
>
> The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was an
> unanimous request of the
> entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat
> boy."
>
> Bill hesitates... but begins to change his mind when
> the agent tells him the
> fans would love it.
>
> Bill shrugs his shoulders and says,"Ho-Kay! If that
> is what the people want
> C'mere Hilly baby..." With that, Bill gets up,
> grabs Hillary by her collar
> and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses
> her right over the wall
> onto the field.
>
> She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you
> !^$#@&!"
>
> The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up
> and down cheering,
> hooting and hollering, and high-Fiving. Bill is
> bowing, smiling and waving
> to the crowd.
>
> He leans over to the agent and says, "How about
> that! I would have never
> believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
>
> Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks
> what is wrong.
>
> The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to
> throw out the first
> Pitch!"
>
> Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting
> in the first row, with
> the Secret Service people directly behind them.
>
> One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and
> whispers something to Bill.
> At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at
> Hillary, looks back at the
> agent, and shakes his head "no."
>
> The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was an
> unanimous request of the
> entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat
> boy."
>
> Bill hesitates... but begins to change his mind when
> the agent tells him the
> fans would love it.
>
> Bill shrugs his shoulders and says,"Ho-Kay! If that
> is what the people want
> C'mere Hilly baby..." With that, Bill gets up,
> grabs Hillary by her collar
> and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses
> her right over the wall
> onto the field.
>
> She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you
> !^$#@&!"
>
> The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up
> and down cheering,
> hooting and hollering, and high-Fiving. Bill is
> bowing, smiling and waving
> to the crowd.
>
> He leans over to the agent and says, "How about
> that! I would have never
> believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
>
> Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks
> what is wrong.
>
> The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to
> throw out the first
> Pitch!"
