This is something of a review, but because it's about a foreign city I'm posting it here. It's not all that useful to this board, other than to establish the sort of thing we here in Canada may some day aspire to.
I had the opportunity through work to spend some time in Europe. Not in Barcelona, but I managed to take a trip over that way on my time off. The rest of the trip was work time, but Barcelona was my time, and oh my what a time it was.
We have NO IDEA here in Toronto what we are missing. No idea.
I visited an incall in Barcelona that came with a few things that you don't often find in Toronto. First, a bed the size of my bedroom. Second, a full ensuite working hot tub. Third, a massive bathroom with a gigantic shower. The whole thing was appointed in a style you would associate with royalty.
When you enter the club, which I gather is a perfectly legal establishment, you are met by a hostess who takes you to a small room. You're seated in a chair, offered a drink. Subsequently a long parade of the hottest women you can fathom enter the room, one at a time, introduce themselves, and leave. Following this parade the hostess returns and you let her know which of the gorgeous women you'd like to see, singular or plural, for how long.
You then move on to your state room (that's got to be the word for it) and await.
The price is certainly reasonable for what you get: It's not particularly cheap, roughly in line with prices in Canada for similar time and treatment. Perhaps a little less--varies with the exchange rate. The level of service you get, however, in Toronto, would cost you twice as much. By service I don't mean menu--prices for that are similar, at the high end--I mean the environment, the experience, the way you're treated by the hostess, the facilities. The facilities are bloody amazing.
The hottest women are imports from South America who have come to Spain to ply their trade. At the top end, in any case. The local Catalan women in my opinion don't measure up to their foreign competitors. I figure you can probably find the EE's but I was in Spain and, import or no, figured I'd best go with a Spanish girl.
It was a good choice. Here ends the review of the incall, I don't go into details of the session, but suffice ot say I was not disappointed.
Aside from that particular location I sampled the wares a few other ways. I like to check out all levels of the market, I like the high end, the mid range, the variety.
Next on tap was an asian incall. Like asian incalls everywhere it was cheap, open late, and straight to business. The asian incall also had an ensuite hot tub, but makeshift, stuck in the room. It had some of the trappings of the higher end incall but it only really in a checklist sort of way. The women were attractive, but a bit older--probably 30 (I am good with judging asian ages). I hear you can get hotter younger women, perhaps I made a mistake by attending fairly late at night (near midnight). At any rate, I got everything you would expect and left happy to have given it a try. I would probably not repeat--the high end is too appealing, but you gotta slum it now and then, and it was fun.
Next up something that absolutely blew me away. I don't think I would go back, honestly, but I honestly can't say I've ever experienced any such thing in my life before, and don't expect to again: A bar called something like Kissing Club, or Kiss Me club. Sorry I can't recall the name but you'll catch it if you look.
This place operates in a different way than any other place I've been, and I have been places.
It is set up like a hostess bar. It's small and cramped in the front, possibly some private rooms upstairs, dark, and smokey. There are a variety of women wandering the club, honestly, not the hottest looking women in Barcelona, but a few of them are reasonably good. Not working in the high end place for a reason, but still, not bad.
Like a hostess bar you order a drink for yourself, and a drink for the ladies who come by to chat.
Unlike a hostess bar you don't take them home. The more drinks you buy for them, the further they go with you, right there, standing or sitting where you are. One drink and they get topless. Two, it all comes off. Three their hands are in your pants. End of story, after a number of drinks, she unzipped me right then and there in the bar and blew me at the bar, sitting in the club.
Lots of people around, some of them come to stare. I turned my stool around to face away from everyone else and let the female bartender watch the show.
I can't say that I would want to do that again, but I'm glad I tried it. As I said, I like variety.
Barcelona is not the cheapest place you could go, I wouldn't recommend it for a sex vacation, but for a great city, a livable city, with great culture, lots to do, you can have a really fun time.
Some day maybe we can have these sorts of things in Toronto. Someday.
I had the opportunity through work to spend some time in Europe. Not in Barcelona, but I managed to take a trip over that way on my time off. The rest of the trip was work time, but Barcelona was my time, and oh my what a time it was.
We have NO IDEA here in Toronto what we are missing. No idea.
I visited an incall in Barcelona that came with a few things that you don't often find in Toronto. First, a bed the size of my bedroom. Second, a full ensuite working hot tub. Third, a massive bathroom with a gigantic shower. The whole thing was appointed in a style you would associate with royalty.
When you enter the club, which I gather is a perfectly legal establishment, you are met by a hostess who takes you to a small room. You're seated in a chair, offered a drink. Subsequently a long parade of the hottest women you can fathom enter the room, one at a time, introduce themselves, and leave. Following this parade the hostess returns and you let her know which of the gorgeous women you'd like to see, singular or plural, for how long.
You then move on to your state room (that's got to be the word for it) and await.
The price is certainly reasonable for what you get: It's not particularly cheap, roughly in line with prices in Canada for similar time and treatment. Perhaps a little less--varies with the exchange rate. The level of service you get, however, in Toronto, would cost you twice as much. By service I don't mean menu--prices for that are similar, at the high end--I mean the environment, the experience, the way you're treated by the hostess, the facilities. The facilities are bloody amazing.
The hottest women are imports from South America who have come to Spain to ply their trade. At the top end, in any case. The local Catalan women in my opinion don't measure up to their foreign competitors. I figure you can probably find the EE's but I was in Spain and, import or no, figured I'd best go with a Spanish girl.
It was a good choice. Here ends the review of the incall, I don't go into details of the session, but suffice ot say I was not disappointed.
Aside from that particular location I sampled the wares a few other ways. I like to check out all levels of the market, I like the high end, the mid range, the variety.
Next on tap was an asian incall. Like asian incalls everywhere it was cheap, open late, and straight to business. The asian incall also had an ensuite hot tub, but makeshift, stuck in the room. It had some of the trappings of the higher end incall but it only really in a checklist sort of way. The women were attractive, but a bit older--probably 30 (I am good with judging asian ages). I hear you can get hotter younger women, perhaps I made a mistake by attending fairly late at night (near midnight). At any rate, I got everything you would expect and left happy to have given it a try. I would probably not repeat--the high end is too appealing, but you gotta slum it now and then, and it was fun.
Next up something that absolutely blew me away. I don't think I would go back, honestly, but I honestly can't say I've ever experienced any such thing in my life before, and don't expect to again: A bar called something like Kissing Club, or Kiss Me club. Sorry I can't recall the name but you'll catch it if you look.
This place operates in a different way than any other place I've been, and I have been places.
It is set up like a hostess bar. It's small and cramped in the front, possibly some private rooms upstairs, dark, and smokey. There are a variety of women wandering the club, honestly, not the hottest looking women in Barcelona, but a few of them are reasonably good. Not working in the high end place for a reason, but still, not bad.
Like a hostess bar you order a drink for yourself, and a drink for the ladies who come by to chat.
Unlike a hostess bar you don't take them home. The more drinks you buy for them, the further they go with you, right there, standing or sitting where you are. One drink and they get topless. Two, it all comes off. Three their hands are in your pants. End of story, after a number of drinks, she unzipped me right then and there in the bar and blew me at the bar, sitting in the club.
Lots of people around, some of them come to stare. I turned my stool around to face away from everyone else and let the female bartender watch the show.
I can't say that I would want to do that again, but I'm glad I tried it. As I said, I like variety.
Barcelona is not the cheapest place you could go, I wouldn't recommend it for a sex vacation, but for a great city, a livable city, with great culture, lots to do, you can have a really fun time.
Some day maybe we can have these sorts of things in Toronto. Someday.
