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Jade4u

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I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead; just get it right out of the way!

You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day.

You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your
pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby with no cares whatsoever.

Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxurie s like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living
quarters everyday...and then...you finish off as an orgasm!

Who agrees???
 

High_Roller

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I agree. :)

Though I would rather die of a Hooker Heart Attack (see The Man Show) than go to a nursing home.
 

fantasiafan

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stacey4u2luv said:
I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead; just get it right out of the way!

You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day.

You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your
pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby with no cares whatsoever.

Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxurie s like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living
quarters everyday...and then...you finish off as an orgasm!

Who agrees???

what an original thought....never got that in an email before.... :D
 

Eli

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That's the way it is for people born on Ork.

Man just when Mork & Mindy show was on it's last legs they bring in Jonathan Winters and rip it up for a few more seasons. Winters and William were one of the best comedic teams ever. I gotta rent that show and watch it again.
 

Jade4u

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I guess it would still be similar to our lives now in one aspect that some men can keep fucking into thier 80's and others cannot and then others start hobbying in thier early 20's and others do not find Terb or do not search for it till they need it. All and all I guess it would all happen at the same ages as we are now only in reverse. For girls that get burn out they gradually get more into it and services become better for other girls that get more open minded from this they gradually become less experienced.
 
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