So, I'm browsing Backpage thinking I'll find myself a deal when I roll on this ad:
http://ottawa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/slim-asian-girl-annie-first-time-to-ottawa-28/17421663
I suspect they're affiliated with 256 Bank (I could be wrong) but I called them and asked if she provided FS, which she said she did (it's alluded to in the ad). I figured, Danny Boy, you may have found yourself a real deal in the south end.... boy was I wrong.....
The Good:
- Discreet location
- the room was clean
The Bad:
- Annie was advertised as 28 - no word of a lie, she must be 50 if she's a day.
- She gave me the, "you're too big - white guys too big" - give me a break.... I'm hung like a stud budgie
- The "massage" was a complete waste of time... she ran her fingers along my back and that was it.
The Ugly
- Once she wrapped the little guy up and I got started, she stunk down there like she hadn't taken a shower in a week. It was horrible. I barely finished and got the Hell out of there.
I have been pleasantly surprised by some of my BP adventures, and I've been really disappointed with some - like tonight. I thought I was saving some money.... there are half a dozen SPs I should have gone to see instead.
Lesson learned.
http://ottawa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/slim-asian-girl-annie-first-time-to-ottawa-28/17421663
I suspect they're affiliated with 256 Bank (I could be wrong) but I called them and asked if she provided FS, which she said she did (it's alluded to in the ad). I figured, Danny Boy, you may have found yourself a real deal in the south end.... boy was I wrong.....
The Good:
- Discreet location
- the room was clean
The Bad:
- Annie was advertised as 28 - no word of a lie, she must be 50 if she's a day.
- She gave me the, "you're too big - white guys too big" - give me a break.... I'm hung like a stud budgie
- The "massage" was a complete waste of time... she ran her fingers along my back and that was it.
The Ugly
- Once she wrapped the little guy up and I got started, she stunk down there like she hadn't taken a shower in a week. It was horrible. I barely finished and got the Hell out of there.
I have been pleasantly surprised by some of my BP adventures, and I've been really disappointed with some - like tonight. I thought I was saving some money.... there are half a dozen SPs I should have gone to see instead.
Lesson learned.
