AVN Show and Adult Expo in Vegas

[MuffinMuncher]

First, a shameless plug for my Jesse Jane interview:

http://www.the-blue-pages.com/NEWS/january2005/biz05813.html

It was a wild and exhausting trip, although after the first couple days you really get immune to being surrounded by pornlets and pimpdaddys. Jesterz will be setting up photo galleries in the near future, got some great shots at all the events, public and private.

We made some wonderful friends during the week, and its amazing how professional, intelligent and business-like the industry has become. Cant wait for Tampa this summer!

 

[yychobbyist]

Damn tough job interviewing an uggo like that.

<goes into a corner, begins to weep and begins yet another questioning of what he's chosen as a career>

 

[wrong hole]

Did you get to tap any ass beside sheik's while you were in Vegas, Muncher of Muffins

 

[Bush League]

I read an article about how many other groups schedule their confrences in Vegas the same week the as the AVN awards. Coincidence, I don't think so.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Is it true that Sheik is actually a hermaphrodite?

 

[eyeofthedragon]

I heard that Sheik has no face

 

[wrong hole]

I hear sheik likes being kick in the gnads...it turns him on

 

[eyeofthedragon]

Sheik is the blond right?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I stand by my assertion that you should have used green to smudge your face out, Sheik.

 

[wrong hole]

Alien went with you guys?

 

[eyeofthedragon]

Sheik is Alien?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I stand by my assertion that Sheik has nothing going on above the neck.

 

[Shades]

So Sheik is really Al Jolson.

Does walking around in black face really work? Who would have thunk!

Guess I know what I'll be wearing if I ever get to a TERB party!

 

[eyeofthedragon]

Sheik has big hooters

 

[yychobbyist]

So how did you get your pics taken with these hotties Shiek? Did you walk up to them and say "Hi, I'm Sheik, the original veteran and I wanna have my pic taken with you"?

 

[eyeofthedragon]

The othe blonde is Sheik - who is Canadian and has seven fingers

 

[Goober Mcfly]

So how did you get your pics taken with these hotties Shiek? Did you walk up to them and say "Hi, I'm Sheik, the original veteran and I wanna have my pic taken with you"?

That, and he gave them fifty bucks to stop them from laughing.

 

[TheNiteHwk]

So how did you get your pics taken with these hotties Shiek? Did you walk up to them and say "Hi, I'm Sheik, the original veteran and I wanna have my pic taken with you"?

No he walked up and said:

"Hi, my name is Sheik, I am a friend of TheNiteHwk"

That's all. They were like putty in his hands after that.

 

[Keebler Elf]

Anyone can get a pik with a pornstar; just go to a convention. You usually have to pay if you see them while they're dancing at a SC.

edit: the "Everything to Do About Sex Show" (I think that's what it's called) held in Toronto every year usually has pornstars.

 

[MuffinMuncher]

So how did you get your pics taken with these hotties Shiek? Did you walk up to them and say "Hi, I'm Sheik, the original veteran and I wanna have my pic taken with you"?

No, actually he waited for two girls to pose together then he walked over and hijacked the picture. It got so bad that we had to distract him with free buffet coupons long enough to get a few good pictures snapped....