Attention Escorts: Please don't pee on me

[fuji]

The fake moans and fake orgasms I can accept. It's par for the course. I know you aren't even very good at faking it, but that's OK, I still had a good time. But please draw the line at fake moaning and fake writhing.

The fake squirting goes too far. I know you're faking. I know it is not a real "squirt", I know that it's pee. In fact, I'm not even convinced there is such a thing as a real squirt, but even if there is, that's not what just happened. I'm not your first client today, you're probably a little tired, and I'm not even really trying to get you off, I'm just here to enjoy myself. So it wasn't a real squirt, what you just did was pee on me.

Please don't!

 

[fmahovalich]

LOL....

Ya play with the bull ya git the horns!!!

 

[champcar]

The fake moans and fake orgasms I can accept. It's par for the course. I know you aren't even very good at faking it, but that's OK, I still had a good time. But please draw the line at fake moaning and fake writhing.

The fake squirting goes too far. I know you're faking. I know it is not a real "squirt", I know that it's pee. In fact, I'm not even convinced there is such a thing as a real squirt, but even if there is, that's not what just happened. I'm not your first client today, you're probably a little tired, and I'm not even really trying to get you off, I'm just here to enjoy myself. So it wasn't a real squirt, what you just did was pee on me.

Please don't!

I hope you are kidding. If not, yikes

 

[Brill]

Awesome!

PM me her info, please.

 

[Frosty]

did you get a mouth full of it?

 

[WoodPeckr]

I hate when that happens....

 

[The Oracle]

Priceless, a classic Fuji.

 

[Ladyraven]

squirting is real... I finally did it like 2 weeks ago for the first time ... oh ya its very real

 

[The Oracle]

squirting is real... I finally did it like 2 weeks ago for the first time ... oh ya its very real

I've never met a SP who couldn't do it shockingly enough,lol.

And if I pay more and tell her ahead of time that seems to guarantee it.

Funny how that happens.

 

[spraggamuffin]

Probably weak bladder or you are just that good and don't know it.

 

[Ladyraven]

I've never met a SP who couldn't do it shockingly enough,lol.

And if I pay more and tell her ahead of time that seems to guarantee it.

Funny how that happens.

few have tried to make me squirt and could not at one time I even offered a 50% discount if someone could do it.. it took a woman to finally do it ..lol

 

[dirtyharry555]

I tend to avoid SPs who claim to be squirters for exactly that reason. It's urine and I have no interest in being urinated on.

I know, I know. I'm client #10 that day, but my dick is just so good that not only do I make you howl with delight, I also make you gush. *rolls eyes*

 

[fuji]

did you get a mouth full of it?

No, she sprayed my thigh.

 

[red]

were you pissed off?

 

[Alan Lester]

Surely you're taking the piss?

 

[WoodPeckr]

He may hope she is a cute bitch.......no homo....

 

[69Shooter]

few have tried to make me squirt and could not at one time I even offered a 50% discount if someone could do it.. it took a woman to finally do it ..lol

Are you still offering that discount?

 

[doggee_01]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0De5KKwnpzM

depends ......who you book i guess lol

 

[james t kirk]

I've dated a few squirters.

One chick would come over to my place with plastic sheets (and they got put to good use). Given that she was a Phd in nursing, I accepted her at her word that it was squirt and not pee. Feels quite nice actually.

Even if it was pee, it wouldn't freak me out as long as proper matress protection was in place ahead of time. In fact, pee away.

 

[K Douglas]

fuji just being the attention whore that he is.