Ass licking and parasites: Read this if you like to lick ass.

[friedrice]

I lick to lick ass. Clean ass, of course. Maybe you can relate, if not admit to it publicly.

Thing is, about six months ago, I got diagnosed with a parasite, something that is actually quite common. Took some anti-parasite herbs, and many nagging problems (low energy, lower back pain, bloating) went away. I never told my doctor that I like to lick ass, lol, but having done some reading, I realized that it's a very high risk activity for parasites (and other things.) so given the number of tiny, Asian assholes I've licked over the last five years, I'm probably "high risk" for parasites.

So if you like to lick the ass, do an occasional round of anti-parasite treatments and feel better about your dirty habits Takes about four to six weeks to knock them out, and you'll feel much better generally.

BTW the symptoms for parasites are as numerous as the problems with the body, including even nightime teeth grinding. A good anti-parasite formula can be had for $30-$40, so give it a shot.

 

[afterhours]

are you selling anti-parasite herbalife?

 

[friedrice]

are you selling anti-parasite herbalife?

Nope. Link removed so people won't question my motives. I just linked to a questionnaire.

 

[Riotman]

Nope. Link removed so people won't question my motives. I just linked to a questionnaire.

Thats ok,i will just tell my pharmacist that i like to lick ass and what do they recommend.

Seriously though,do you really need to stick your tongue in a shitter?...wtf.

 

[luv4lust]

i already posted about the risks involved in rimming

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal–oral_sex

no ass is ever clean enough

 

[Aardvark154]

You sound like a prime candidate for a future eposode of Monsters Inside Me.

 

[friedrice]

Thats ok,i will just tell my pharmacist that i like to lick ass and what do they recommend.

Seriously though,do you really need to stick your tongue in a shitter?...wtf.

Judging sexual behaviour on a hooker board is glass house stone stuff.

 

[friedrice]

Thanks for the heads up as to risk but please ignore your own medical advice.

TELL your real medical Doctor and get properly diagnosed and treated.

REAL medicine kills most intestinal parasites in a single dose. Six weeks of parasitic infection and taking some semi-toxic herb advised by some Spadina Avenue witch doctor? Puh-leeeeze.

Read the history of "Traditional" chinese medicine and how us western idiots have been sold!

http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4259

I never said anything about Chinese medicine. Anti-parasitic herbs have a long and well documented history. It's not even in the quack zone, Rub.

BTW, as I mentioned in another thread, I have had tremendous results with Chinese medicine. Guess you shouldn't knock it until you've tried it.

 

[Aardvark154]

Well at least Fredrice isn't likely to infect the rest of us.

 

[friedrice]

Well at least Fredrice isn't likely to infect the rest of us.

Everyday life is how you get "infected", as something as mundane as walking barefoot in grass or petting an animal can "infect you." Parasites live inside all of us all the time, but our immune systems and ingestion of simple things like garlic, cayenne and ginger generally keep them in check.

 

[GG2]

friedrice, are you eating only Canadian born Asian ass or FOB ass too?

You'd be crazy to be eating out ass imported directly from the Third World.

 

[lurkerdick]

r u licking men or women's asses?

 

[friedrice]

friedrice, are you eating only Canadian born Asian ass or FOB ass too?

You'd be crazy to be eating out ass imported directly from the Third World.

Like many on this board, I sample widely.

 

[spraggamuffin]

I was of the impression tiny worms like pin worms only came out at night time and if a larger worms showed up you might be able to spot it.

Traditional ways of contracting these parasites are through water and foods especially fruits,beef and pork.

Even fish has some parasites.

Never really thought about rimming but it is indeed a good point you brought up.

Irregardless of whether somebody rims or not, they should consider a parasite cleanse if they eat lots of meat and fruits.

 

[Spacewalker]

I'll never reject being on the receiving of rimming, but in this lifetime don't think I can ass lick even the most beautiful goddess in the universe. :hand: I know, I'm a prude!

 

[GG2]

Like many on this board, I sample widely.

Do you rim only or do you sometimes tongue-fuck the hole itself?

 

[friedrice]

Read the article then come and discuss it

I read it. It's quite interesting. If you go to a Chinese doctor to deal with gangrene and skip the emergency ward of your hospital, you're a moron, this is true. Should I condemn western medicine because it once engaged in bloodletting, or because every year hundreds of thousands die from prescription drugs? No, if I get shot, or am dying in my lovers arms from something, I'm going to the hospital, not taking homeopathy (which is absolutely 100% junk science).

What Chinese medicine does extremely well is deal with conditions that mainstream medicine generally has no success in dealing with, which is chronic illness, addictions, migraines, etc. The usual answer is drugs, which have side effects often just as bad as the original problem. No thanks.

I agree that if you think you have parasites, see a doctor. Problem is, many doctors don't think they're a problem until you're on your knees buckled up. I'm not of that school. Common, everyday herbs such as cayenne, ginger, black walnut have amazing properties with little to no side effects when taken in moderate formulas. Hell, garlic kills about 100 little toxic bastards.

Guess it depends on your world view. If you think Chinese medicine is the problem in a world when mainstream medicine kills hundreds of thousands every year, hey, go crazy. I'll take both systems depending on my condition.

 

[friedrice]

Do you rim only or do you sometimes tongue-fuck the hole itself?

I admit to tongue-fucking the hole itself on occasion. Yoyo at Combawa was one of my favourite targets in the old days. Her asshole was divine and she moaned like a 90 pound honey. Mmmm.

 

[GG2]

We ALL eat "lots of meat and fruits". These "cleanse"'s are just the most recent tactic of the old Snake Oil Salesmen of the last century.

Fuck off, my great grandaddy made his living as a snake oil salesman. Rest his soul.

 

[MrBingo]

wat type of tooth brush should i use to brush my teeth before and after eating a clean girl's ass?