As we age...

[toughb]

As we age, our priorities change . The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went golfing.

 

[RowaH]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, that one was really good. Tell me the name of the site you got that from, because I want more!

 

[elvis777]

Reminds me. .

Reminds me of the time I came home form a business trip exhausted last winter and my wife was dressed in her sexiest nightie and asked me if I wanted some 'Super Sex"!!. . .

I thought for a few moments and told her I prefered the 'soup"!!!!

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[a 1 player]

When I was married one night I went up to the bedroom to find my wife sleeping. I went downstairs and grabbed her a couple of asprins and a glass of water. I woke her up and said these are for your headache. She replied that she did not have a headache. Ah I see, then you have no excuse I said.