are you kidding me?

[Ladyraven]

text msg. my dick is 10 inches by 3. if my dick dont fit in ur pussy i want a free blowjob.. WHAT?

 

[djk]

No. I was serious.

 

[Ladyraven]

No. I was serious.

well ur a funny man then... makin me laff without even trying

 

[djk]

well ur a funny man then... makin me laff without even trying

Good. I like how you don't take shit. Stay cool.

 

[doggee_01]

well thank the god it was not 3 inches by 10 inches lol

 

[scarlet6969]

had a client this russian guy with the biggest cock ever i thought i could take it but it hurt so bad he booked the hour i tryed to takie it for a half hour i refunded him 100 bucks and told him im sorry

 

[Ladyraven]

Good. I like how you don't take shit. Stay cool.

its hard to stay cool with these Temps.. blaaaaaaaaaaaarg

 

[big.guy_13]

text msg. my dick is 10 inches by 3. if my dick dont fit in ur pussy i want a free blowjob.. WHAT?

Well, you have to applaud his forwardness. In that he knows what he wants.

 

[Ladyraven]

Well, you have to applaud his forwardness. In that he knows what he wants.

ya something for free.lol

 

[Hurricane Hank]

had a client this russian guy with the biggest cock ever i thought i could take it but it hurt so bad he booked the hour i tryed to takie it for a half hour i refunded him 100 bucks and told him im sorry

Can't believe you fell for my fake Russian accent.

 

[PurpleMonkey]

Text him back and tell him you have a measuring tape. If his cock is a millimeter less than 10" he can go FUCK OFF. Then send him this picture via text mesg

 

[Ladyraven]

Text him back and tell him you have a measuring tape. If his cock is a millimeter less than 10" he can go FUCK OFF. Then send him this picture via text mesg

HAHAHA . I pretty much told him that (to fuck off) then he wanted a pic of my pussy to see how small it was ..
I was like ya buddy you can go fuck yourself

 

[scouser1]

Did he skip all of sex ed class in middle school and the part where the vagina is made to pop out a 9 pound human being with no difficulty???

 

[PurpleMonkey]

he wanted a pic of my pussy to see..... ..

Send him this and tell him "Trust me, you don't want to fuck with MY pussy...."

 

[Ladyraven]

Send him this and tell him "Trust me, you don't want to fuck with MY pussy...."

haha LMFAO..

 

[antaeus]

with a wang that big it is guaranteed he has fucked himself, anally, +50$

 

[PurpleMonkey]

with a wang that big it is guaranteed he has fucked himself, anally, +50$

HMMV (his mile may vary)

 

[shakenbake]

well thank the god it was not 3 inches by 10 inches lol

Long and thin may get you in. Short and thick, that does the trick....

 

[shakenbake]

Sweetheart, some a$$holes have no class. Keep calm, you are a treasure.

 

[Ladyraven]

Sweetheart, some a$$holes have no class. Keep calm, you are a treasure.

Giggles and blushes
thank you