Have you heard the story of the elephant and the mouse?
An elephant and a mouse were walking side by side through the jungle when, without warning, the elephant finds himself sinking in quicksand. He tries to extricate himself but he can't. The mouse says to him "I've got an expensive powerful car." Hang on while I go and get it. The mouse returns with his expensive powerful car, ties one end to the car, throws the other end to the elephant, and rescues the elephant by pulling him out.
Several days later, as the two are walking, the mouse starts sinking in quicksand. The elephant says, "I will save you." And, he places each of his feet on four corners outside the edges of the sand pit, leaving his penis hanging directly over the mouse. The elephant instructs the mouse to grab on to his penis, and he walks away, taking the mouse with him.
So the moral of the story is......
If you have a large penis, you don't need an expensive powerful car.
By the way, the value of my own car is measured by the amount of gas that's in the tank. .....Just sayin'.