April Fools Pranks.

[krissy]

Does anyone have any pranks planned for tomorrow?

I want to go to the mall and buy one of those hairpieces alot of women wear, that closely matches my sisters hair. When she does go to sleep, I'll cut the hairpiece all to hell and drop the strands of fake "hair" all around her head on her pillow. Shit, she'll about die in the morning, then nearly kill me when she realizes what i did. Lol.

 

[Doctor Zoidburg]

How long have you been sneeking into your siters room while she was asleep?? Have you disturbed any of her under garments on these nocternal vititations?????

 

[stinkynuts]

When I was little I remember being inspired by a Tom and Jerry cartoon, and put red dots on my sister's face with a marker while she was sleeping. She woke up crying, that was hysterical.

 

[freshbreath]

I want to stuff the front of my pants with a bunch of rolled up socks, and visit an SP and say "can we get on with it, I'm literally about to explode"

 

[krissy]

That's funny!

 

[LancsLad]

News Flash

Just heard the Scroll and TOV have outed themselves on PBS. Can't find a link to the show but apparently it was a bitch slapping good time. Oh my, look at the time.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

My shift ended at midnight. I sent an EMail to 25 coworkers inviting them to the pub across the street for a round of drinks on me. The EMail looked and read like a normal invitation but down the left hand side, the first column of letters vertically said "APRIL FOOLS". Four people got it right away. Six others accepted the invitation by return email. A few others told me in the corridor that they might be going too. But they said it in a consoling way that sounded like they felt sorry for me for feeling like I have to buy a round to get anyone to drink with me. After this little prank I just might. I wonder how many showed up and how long they waited for their drink The unfortunate part is I won't be able to show them what I did until Monday. I wonder if it will be as funny by then.

Then I sent my girlfriend an EMail telling her I just accepted a job transfer to Arizona. The same vertical message down the left hand side. I'll be seeing her tomorrow.

 

[scouser1]

Mini Cooper had a good one on the TO Star website, an advertisement for scooters but when you click on it it goes to their site and says April Fools

 

[secret_touch]

The Left-Handed Whopper

"In 1998 Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version."

 

[Hornet]

"Left-Handed Whopper"

That's what I call it when I'm masturbating