Apprentice - march 13

[Cobster]

So the big booby blonde, has nice CANS AND GOT CANNNED.
Lenny is a comedian, according to Trump, so there go his chances of making it. (too bad, i like Lenny)
Charmaine gets her pretty ass saved, wish she was gone, she comes across like she thinks her shit don't stink.
Tarek sorta fucked up.
Brent looked like a pig, eating and eating...then again, could have been editing.
But the shark tank fear thing, was ridiculous, paranoid much?
Leslie is flying under the radar...so is the black girl.
Tonight's show, a disaster on both sides.
Charmaine's gotta go, she really fucked up.

What do you guys think of the 2 Jewish dudes passing on the task and Lenny staying? He had a point...

 

[MojoRisin']

You know im pissed that those tits are gone! Damn man i didnt notice them in the first few episodes! HUGE! Loved Lenny saying, "I wished her brain was as big as her boobs" She'd be with Tarek in the Mensa group then. Anyway I loved the Nature Refined angle. Good concept and pulled it off i thought. Theresa big boobs screwed up royally. That comedian was brutal..lol How did she not bring Charmaine into the board room? Brent was quiet tonight and didnt ruffle any feathers, too much eating going on. I theresa was the right choice from who came into the board room. Lenny wont be the one but he is fun to watch. I agree with the Donald. This is part of life and kudos to him for allowing them to do what they do. Lenny isnt obviously too much into the religion, or he'd have the passion to go as well. Not blaming him or the other two. Too each their own. Hell (oops) I mean heck George was even gone. Lenny did it for himself, not the team. Since when is Lenny a team player anyway? Ahhhh Theresa, man im gonna miss them, I mean her.

 

[Geographic]

Boobs

Yeah, she can keep those globes under raps. Man as soon as I saw that rack and that she might be fired I was praying she wouldn't just to see those boobs again. She had a nice ass as well.

Too bad she was a bit whacked though.

 

[Lapper]

caroline, bill, and the donald were all hinting that charmaine was the problem and the project manager didn't even clue in. she was gone even before she came back in with tarek and lenny. lenny rocks. can't imagine him ever being the apprentice but his comments are funny. i thought the project manager for the other team, andrea??, did a great job in keeping brent busy between his snacks.

 

[stainless]

I have to say that yellow top Theresa wore definitely show her assets off. Having said that she came across as a pain in the ass to work with, and totally missed the boat by not bringing in Charmaine to the board room. - time and time again people tend to blame the person they don't like rather than the actual person who screwed up the event. - i mean $ 1,700 for the brutal comedian for about ten minutes work - nice wages.

So far no one has really stood out as a strong leader, now if we were judging strong eater then Brent would be the clear winner !

 

[zanner69]

I have to agree - going to miss Theresa's puppies - but like lenny said if her brain was as big as her boobs - maybe she would have thought of a theme - but she had to go - so far 3 women canned and 1 guy.

but with those boobs - I'm sure Theresa will go far in the corporate world!!!!

as for the jewish guys- well that does happen in life and at work - people have religious holidays that they take off - but as far as being the apprentice - they don't have the qualities that Trump is looking for.

 

[Stagg]

The only person that has impressed me so far is Brice. I never even noticed him before yesterday but he did a great job. A lot of people will be coming up on the radar soon because we a re starting to thin the herd. I expect another mass-firing soon, the Donald always seems to be happy when that happens and it really shakes things up.

 

[Gyaos]

I think Charmaine would make a great SP. What's her rates?

Let's not forget that red-head stick insect (can't remember her name) who went into her room to cry because "big bad Brent" came back. Typical bully and her attitude in the boardroom last week saying Brent should be fired when Michael came up with the bad idea of bathropes means she's also an idiot. She didn't do any much of a great job than her big blonde opponent did.

Tarek is going to last huge. Probably up to the final 4. Maybe that's why he's in Mensa afterall, using math and skill to 1) stay alive as the PM while having some dumb foxy girl stick-up for him just at the point of the axe because she was horny and then she got fired and 2) stay alive by getting the actual blonde babe PM fired because she was equally flirtatcious and literally would "get off" like rope bondage trying to fire him due to her wet pussy. As professional as these contestants think they are, it all comes down to who's horny that day.

I think Brice (is that his name?) who blew his top at Lenny during GOLD RUSH's "eating period" just before the boardroom should go. He called in the generator when they didn't need one to look good. Not impressive. Even though Lenny told one girl to "shut up", did you see Brice (??) eating his Starbuck's muffin lashout at one of the girls? I thought he was going to actually assault one or spit out his muffin and claim it was a zit. That was serious shit and he has an anger management problem if someone disagrees.

Predictions: Tarek is staying for the long-haul. Brent will go in 3 weeks, but might survive one more attempted firing squad, because he can argue against a majority really well. Charmaine will use the anger management route for everyone else just to stay alive. Lenny will go when Trump claims individualism doesn't help a group or Lenny actually comes out with something harrassing, like "Charmaine, she has those eyes, but I can't see in her pants" sort of thing. Michael is going to be fired fast. He can present himself great "Mr. Trump, you're looking for the next apprentice (but I'm a loser, please fire me)". Synergy all suck, except for the African American. And both of the 2 jewish men who took their religious holidays off, will go eventually. The younger one will last longer (who won the task on week 2). The other also has a small anger management problem. I think Lenny and Brent never won any contest to appear, but Trump puts them in there to see the reactions of the actual contestents. Remember Trump "If you can't handle Brent, you can't handle my business". He didn't say "one of my businesses". It was singular, just "business".

WANT: Caroline has definately got to be fired. She's got to go. Even Trump doesn't end up using her advice (has anyone been noticing the trend?). Ivanka is coming to fill Caroline's chair and Ransik will fill George's chair as he's getting too old and totally dated.

Gyaos

P.S.: Does anyone see the Ivanka -> 70's Barbara Bain look?

 

[Cobster]

Yep, Brice thinks his shit doesn't stink either.
Maybe Trump likes him, in the boardroom, when Brice was arguing with Lenny, at one point he really raised his voice and Trump gave him this "Hmmm, this guy is interesting" kinda look. Hope not.
I dunno, maybe Lenny will be kept for awhile (if Trump, watched the same clips we did, which I'm sure he does/did ,etc).

Tarek is on thin ice for sure. Lucked out this week.

Forgot to mention the red head crying, she's gone for sure (like I said earlier, if Trump watches the full tapes or clips, behind the scenes).
He doesn't want anyone crying because someone got fired or is staying...wtf was that all about? lol

Brent gone in 2 weeks, tops. HAS TO BE.
Making this show not look so credible.
The eating thing was f'in disgusting and I'm hoping it was just editing that made him look bad.
The snotty little blonde chick Allie (Harvard school of business), she might get to final 4.

Roxanne, Tammy, Sean (flying VERY low under the radar, second half of the show is there's).

 

[Gyaos]

Tarek is on thin ice for sure. Lucked out this week.

Yeah, but he lucked out twice. Trump kinda gave him a heads up just after he fired the blonde. I think he'll stay for a bit. Mensa kinda learns from each moment and then applies it to the next. Like doing math problems backwards.

Gyaos.