Anyone recognize her?

[LancsLad]

just take it over easy and the puns will happen

Fine, you always look on the sunny side, but my thoughts are scrambled. I poached that line from the next guy.

 

[red]

Fine, you always look on the sunny side, but my thoughts are scrambled. I poached that line from the next guy.

i don't want to come across as over hard, but if trying to pun the best advice is to.... omlette her go.

 

[LancsLad]

i don't want to come across as over hard, but if trying to pun the best advice is to.... omlette her go.

I'm just tired of having to coddle everyone.

 

[Jack Mioff]

I'm just tired of having to coddle everyone.

Eggzactly!

And this just in:

Sightings by our intrepid bird watchers:

The Furtive Nutscratcher and the popular Double Breasted Cock Swallow.


mmmmmmmm.....eggs....

 

[great bear]

Did we switch topics or is someone just egging me on? I'm in too fowl a mood for any more egg or poultry puns.

 

[LancsLad]

Did we switch topics or is someone just egging me on? I'm in too fowl a mood for any more egg or poultry puns.

Lets all sing " Mother and child reunion" and finish up our chicken omelettes.

 

[great bear]

Lets all sing " Mother and child reunion" and finish up our chicken omelettes.

And just what the hell are you doing at this time of the day wasting your time time trying to crack me up?

 

[LancsLad]

And just what the hell are you doing at this time of the day wasting your time time trying to crack me up?

I fried to stop myself, I really did but sometimes the humour just boiled over.

 

[great bear]

I fried to stop myself, I really did but sometimes the humour just boiled over.

Since you pun so well have you had lessons from a professional pun poach?

 

[LancsLad]

Since you pun so well have you had lessons from a professional pun poach?

No, just too many thoughts of eggs in my noggin.

 

[great bear]

No, just too many thoughts of eggs in my noggin.

Your response was Graded A medium.

 

[LancsLad]

Your response was Graded A medium.

I gave your post the Once Over , it has raw potential.

 

[Meesh]

I think it's time to huevos this thread goodbye.

 

[LancsLad]

We could " Break Free" from this topic.