Cuba by Travis Bickle
First time i booked a flight and a package at an all -inclusive resrot in Varadero. Then I took a cab into town. Then I made a big mistake, I ate a lobster dinner prepared by some locals in their house. Two days later I was puking and shitting like a goose with two asses. Boy was I sick! anyways, the diarrhea didnt stop me from renting a car and driving down to Cienfuegos where a buddy rents a room in a CASA PARTICULAR, or private house, for two months at a time. He fixed me up with a place further in town, fortunately run by a family of doctors, who fixed me up with some antibiotics and got me working again.
Man what fine women they have there, all types, asians, east indians, black, mulatto, and green - eyed blondes whose father had to be named Ivan. $20.00 gets you an all - night roll in the hay with a blonde playboy centerfold who speaks only Spanish.
Second time I found me a room in a casa particular in Havana, went for a walk in a different direction each day and got laid twice a day for a week, sometimes with two girls at once. Once a pig, always a pig, I guess...
It's something every guy should do at least once in his life, llike learning to scuba, or fly a plane, or master a martial art, or start a business........or steal from Strongbeau's wallet...