Any emmision test tricks?

laytexlover said:
FInd a guy to pass you without hooking up your car....
It costs a bit more, but you pass!!!

Maybe you know someone who can do this but they are few and far between.

They will catch the scumbags who are clean piping one day. Hopefully soon. When they do, the clean pipers better pick up some soap on a rope. They could be getting clean piped themselves in the future.
 
laytexlover said:
FInd a guy to pass you without hooking up your car....
It costs a bit more, but you pass!!!

Just tell the mechanic that it has a diesel engine.
 
Isn't it ironic that those who dwell on the edge of polite society in secular interests are so quick to interject mainstream mores in a field they are not intimate with?

This board is filled with insider information on dealing with women of the sex industry. This would be viewed as deviant behaviour by normal society.
Yet these same people admonish someone who asks for suggestions to circumvent a questionable regulation.
Go to any car forum and there's all kinds of discussions on ways to pass e-tests. They would probably think that denizens of whoreboards are sickos. :cool:
 
anon1 said:
Isn't it ironic that those who dwell on the edge of polite society in secular interests are so quick to interject mainstream mores in a field they are not intimate with?

This board is filled with insider information on dealing with women of the sex industry. This would be viewed as deviant behaviour by normal society.
Yet these same people admonish someone who asks for suggestions to circumvent a questionable regulation.
Go to any car forum and there's all kinds of discussions on ways to pass e-tests. They would probably think that denizens of whoreboards are sickos. :cool:

we may like sex but for the most part we are not criminals.


If you choose to drive a car a few things are assumed......License, insurance and the safty of the vechicle. Sorta reminds me of the illegal gun owner. Sure they have a gun but they are always worried about being arrested.
 
hairyfucker said:
Do you sneak around to have sex?

Sneaking around would be a question of morality, not legality. While it is currently considered immoral for married people to have mistresses (generally speaking), such viewpoints have not been constant throughout mankind's history.
 
Fabulous said:
I don't see how that's possible, cars are hooked up to the Ministry of Transportation Computer when doing emmissions.

oh it's POSSIBLE ;)
 
It's done because it SHOULD be done. Challenge the status quo. Fight the institutions that seek to control us.
These are the hallmarks of human evolution.
 
anon1 said:
Isn't it ironic that those who dwell on the edge of polite society in secular interests are so quick to interject mainstream mores in a field they are not intimate with?

This board is filled with insider information on dealing with women of the sex industry. This would be viewed as deviant behaviour by normal society.
Yet these same people admonish someone who asks for suggestions to circumvent a questionable regulation.
Go to any car forum and there's all kinds of discussions on ways to pass e-tests. They would probably think that denizens of whoreboards are sickos.

Please. I hope you didn't take too much time coming up with this horse shit.

I don't give a damn about your sexual activities but if you drive a car, keep it running properly and safely or get it the fu*k off the road. Unlike your sexual activities, your negligence in maintaining your vehicle can potentially affect me and others. :mad:
 
anon1 said:
It's done because it SHOULD be done. Challenge the status quo. Fight the institutions that seek to control us.
These are the hallmarks of human evolution.
First you can't tell the difference between pollution and prostitution... no one here has asked or offered advice on how to cheat, lie and become a pimp, run a whore house or solicit on the streets...

Now you can't tell the difference between laws that oppress and laws that protect... should I get a gun and shoot you in the name of challenging authority and the status quo? I mean, what the fuck! It's evolution!

What monumental folly! You could not have been anywhere near the front of the line when brains and intelligence were handed out! :(

Perry
 
The DriveClean system is so great...

...that I understand it's being put out to pasture by 2009....

..Too many loopholes....but while it is the law right now, I would just do the fix the proper way..or retire the old warhorse, and spurr our economy by purchasing something newer..


N2G
 
anon1 said:
Isn't it ironic that those who dwell on the edge of polite society in secular interests are so quick to interject mainstream mores in a field they are not intimate with?

This board is filled with insider information on dealing with women of the sex industry. This would be viewed as deviant behaviour by normal society.
Yet these same people admonish someone who asks for suggestions to circumvent a questionable regulation.
Go to any car forum and there's all kinds of discussions on ways to pass e-tests. They would probably think that denizens of whoreboards are sickos. :cool:

Sure, because we are all grown up men (for the most part).

Just because one has no issue with the pay for play aspect of the sex (isn't it always that way anyway) does not preclude one from being a responsible citizen with respect to needless pollution from vehicles.

The two are mutually exclusive as far as I am concerned.

I HATE being behind some POS old Jetta spewing precipitate into the environment. What completely blows my mind is half of the time these POS have a newer plate on them. There is no way in Hades that that vehicle passed its emission test. Therefore, there are lots of scammers out there issuing fake E tests.