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Another Reason To Quit This Hobby

Gumby

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Jul 14, 2002
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I really should give up this hobby. I read somewhere that in the U.S. a guy's wife had breast enhancement surgery. In this surgery the breasts sometimes harden. Her breasts did indeed harden. They were making love and he got poked in the eye.The damage was serious:he suffered a detached retina. I am now definitely afraid to see a SP;what if I get excited and get poked in the eye.This is serious guys. Be afraid, be very afraid.
 
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GlavaMan

Keepin an eye out for it

If he was doing it doggie style, this would not of happened! ;-)

Why don't you just find an SP with real puppies! You are your own nipple control board.
 

Cool Dude

Fighting Irishman
Feb 25, 2002
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True story.

My friend was at a SC when he got a table dance from a dancer with 40DDD's. All went well until she swung those puppies around and SMACK, literally knocked him on his ass; glasses flying across the table. Incredible.:p
 

dude abides

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Mar 25, 2002
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big hooters..

Just goes to show that anything more than a mouthful is a waste..
 
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