An Evening with an Anthropologist

Stumpy

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I'd love to write a review of this lady, but she requested that I not post a review about her. Apparently she had a bunch of really bad calls after being reviewed at one point, and hated the 'idiots' who took the review completely wrong.

After our evening together, however, I told her that the time I'd spent with her was not only the longest in duration, but the most interesting I'd ever had. She consented for me to describe the evening, but to respect her privacy.

It started with the first phone call, in which she started to go into the regular SP spiel of price, location and description. I halted her into the description by making a joke about party lines on the phone, to which she giggled and said it was nice to hear someone calling that remembers those days.

We set a time, and I arrived at her incall. Her apartment was a tad messy, but more along the lines of books and papers and a vast array of knowledge. She greeted me wearing black lingerie and high heels, complete with garter belt and stockings.

Her 3 pets were friendly enough, and I followed her into her kitchen, where she offered me some home-made lemonade. I accepted, only to realize that she was going to make it right then and there.

"Don't worry" she said "I'm not charging you for the time we spend together here. This is more to introduce ourselves and to see if we click. Or should I see to see if YOU feel comfortable with me."

Wow, I thought. First time I'd ever had an SP give me the chance to get 'comfortable' before getting down to business.

There I was, sitting in her kitchen, enjoying the view of a tall woman in lingerie cutting lemons up and adding just the right amount of sugar.

I sat and listened to her chatting to me while looking around the kitchen. She had an unorganized collection of books on some nearby shelves, and I asked if she minded me looking at them. "Of course not, please feel free." she said.

Authors and titles that I hadn't seen since some courses in university lined her shelves. Everything from feminism to totalitarianism. A smorgasbord of knowledge. I have a similar collection, although my books are weighted towards fiction rather than non.

I looked at her wall clock, and realized that 30 minutes had sailed by. Her patter ranged from her pets to her studies to her work in the trade to her travels. Mostly I found that when I entered the conversation, she would switch to that subject and would have a story or two of her own.

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Stumpy

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The lemonade was made, still a bit tangy, but well received in the apartment without air conditioning. She took my hand and said "Shall we?". She led me down the hall to her bedroom, with a fan that kept the room quite comfortable.

I sat on a chair while she lit some candles, adjusted the light and propped up the pillows. Asking me to stand up, she then proceeded to help me out of my clothes. No mention of the donation, just the forsight to believe that I had no intention of doing her the dishonor of trying to cheat her.

She guided me to the bed, and proceeded to lay down between my legs. At first I thought that the sexual side of the appointment would commence. She had other ideas, and continued her conversation where she had left off.

For the next several hours we discussed various subjects: attitudes towards sex workers, the internet, society's overcompensation for harrassment, philosophies of sociology and psychology, and many others. Authors and human behaviourists such as Jung, Atwood, Frye, Freud and many others became points and counterpoints to our discussion. Where my knowledge would falter, she would invariably reference something from a different perspective, enabling me to draw insight and have common ground.

I told her that she reminded me of the character of Annie from Bull Durham, the Susan Sarandon character. She hugged me and said that I had given her one of the best compliments that she had ever received in her life. The scene of Tim Robbins coming into the locker room after Annie had read him poetry all night ran through my mind. "Naw," he had said "we didn't fuck, she read poetry to me all night. It was more exhausting than fucking".

At one point I told her that regrettably I had only brought enough money for the agreed upon "extended hour" (as she referred to it on the phone). She gave me a smile and said that it had been a long time since one of her clients had shown any interest other than the act itself, and that she was having an excellent time. The money is not an issue, she said.

I started feeling unfortunately sleepy, as the "extended hour" was well into the late, late night. But still she lay there between my legs, talking and laughing, and adjusting her position whenever the need came.

At long last she looked at the clock and then at me, with a mischevous smile. "I bet you thought I was going to talk my way all throughout the night, didn't you?" she asked. "Well..." I said, "I just didn't want to spoil the conversation. But I'm glad you brought it up."

The next hour proceeded into the act, where she showed me that her sexuality matched her intelligence. At one point the Robin Williams' line popped into my head: "She didn't just give me head, she gave me MIND!"

Exhausted, we cuddled and lay in each others arms. I snuck a peek at the clock and realized that almost 5 hours had gone by since I first entered the apartment. I was ashamed at having only brought the originally agreed upon amount. Once again, the lady proved herself, when she saw my embarrassment and put rest to my feelings.

I stumbled out her door, with light kisses and wonderful hugs, with a definite promise to return. And soon I will.
 

Stumpy

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For the conclusion, I just wanted to share an experience that until now, I'd never had before with an SP. I still would not expect the same connection (not to mention the time) but no matter how many different SP's I see, nor how many years go by, I will always, always remember this exeptional night with an incredible lady.
 

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Steve Thomas. Wow, strangely enough I'd almost forgotten his monniker.

Mine came from being rather stupid one day, and a friend asked me if my family tree was a stump. Thus, Stumpy.
 

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Stumpy said:
Steve Thomas. Wow, strangely enough I'd almost forgotten his monniker.

Mine came from being rather stupid one day, and a friend asked me if my family tree was a stump. Thus, Stumpy.
Oops. I actually thought you might be the one and only Steve Thomas. My apologies Stumpy.
 
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