My Amanda Experience
Nikita is retired... Red Jenna is missing again... couldn't get in for my weekly appointment with Mercedes and both the Manor and Dollhouse were quiet because of the long weekend. So I decided see Amanda after DATY's referral and Boomboom's suggestion.
Well... how should I say this politely? Do you guys want honesty or not? I've been in the hobby long enough to know that the term YMMV plays a significant role... so in no way is this a judgement of DATY's previous reviews. But I've also been in the hobby long enough to believe that I have a pretty good idea about SP and MP quality. As far as I'm concerned... Amanda (and her other visiting SP friends) are offering a 15 minute cum trough assembly line. I swore that I would never go back to those rat hole motels in the King/Weber area and there I was knocking on her door.
Here's some facts... clothes come off... no massage offered... she provides a 30 second nipple kiss before the condom goes on... 5 minutes oral and maybe 8-10 minutes of FS before she starts complaining that I haven't cum yet and will I be able to. Her cell phone is constantly ringing. After 5-6 calls... she was polite enough to turn the ring mode off, but leaves the vibrating on. The calls kept coming and cause enough noise to piss me off even more. Moments into FS... the dreaded hygiene odour came to the forefront... and I just hate that... mentally the session was over. It is such a turn off... trust me... my lips and tongue didn't touch a thing.
Here is the exact "copy and paste" description Amanda herself provided in a previous thread... "5-6 in height, Blonde, Brown eyes, 38D 27 34, 125 in weight, Ins/outs 24 hrs". Well if she has a 27 inch waist and weighs 125 lbs... my dick is a foot and a half long and drags along the sidewalk. Now before all the BBW's start attacking me... my track record shows I love women of all sizes and have previously provided positive reviews of larger women. The thing that pisses me off is when these SP's lie... just tell us your real body size and not the swimsuit model description okay? But why in the hell would you do that... just keep us suckers cumming right?
There are some positive aspects believe it or not... Amanda seems like a nice girl, cute face, knowlegable about the industry, talkative and very business like. The 5 minute covered BJ was very good... but fake moaning during FS was pathetic and an obvious attempt to get me off quicker. Pricing initially sounds good over the phone... base price $80 for the 1/2 hour and $120 for the hour... oral $20 more... greek $60 more on top of the base. All the other facts seem to match up. These ladies apparently come into town from Ottawa and Montreal a few times a year and set up camp for a week. Well... this little boy scout will never get sucked in ever again.
She proudly promotes all of her KW regulars and I just don't get it. How could anyone compare this crappy quality of service and location to that of Sabrina's or Eden's? On my scale 1 out of 10. Easily my worst session of 2004 and solidly in my Top 10 Worst All Time Sessions of my 20 year hobbying career. Christ... Artouch even looks good after this.