So today I'm in the liquor store getting some Jack Daniels when a nice but very large less-than-attractive cashier woman asks me:
"How are you".
I say "Fine, thank you and how are you".
She then says: "Are these 3 bottles of whiskey all for today"
I say: "Indeed they are, madam", "Indeed they are".
Then she says: "Would you like to be a mile high member"??"
I say pardon??? She says: "Yeah, would you like to be a mile high member".
Well I lose it, I snap!!! I head fake her with a 40 ouncer of Jack Daniels to the temple, followed by a tiny schnapps bottle that I stick in her piehole, I then drop the cash register on her head which knocks her out.
On my way out I ask: "Was that enough mile high sex for you, madam"?????
And ever since I've been the Champ!!!
"How are you".
I say "Fine, thank you and how are you".
She then says: "Are these 3 bottles of whiskey all for today"
I say: "Indeed they are, madam", "Indeed they are".
Then she says: "Would you like to be a mile high member"??"
I say pardon??? She says: "Yeah, would you like to be a mile high member".
Well I lose it, I snap!!! I head fake her with a 40 ouncer of Jack Daniels to the temple, followed by a tiny schnapps bottle that I stick in her piehole, I then drop the cash register on her head which knocks her out.
On my way out I ask: "Was that enough mile high sex for you, madam"?????
And ever since I've been the Champ!!!
